Bundão da Mercedita
Recordo com saudade
O bundão da Mercedita
Foi a bunda mais bonita
Que eu vi no Paraguai
Ela passava na rua
Os homens ficavam olhando
E os pintos levantando
E não baixavam nunca mais
E lá vai punheta pra todo lado
Todo mundo tinha calos nas mãos
Tinha até velho que desmaiava
E ficava estrebuchando no chão
Ela via tudo e não ligava
Mas rebolava aquele bundão
Até o padre pra se vingar
Comia a mulher do sacristão
O padre véi safado
Mas o tempo foi passando
Mercedita ficou velha
Os peitos dela virou peia
E a bunda encolheu
E a pobre Mercedita
Que era muito orgulhosa
Sua bunda tão gostosa
Só a terra que comeu
E assim acabou a Mercedita
Os peitos grandes e a bunda bonita
A bunda dela ninguém comeu
Por isso pobre ela morreu
E ainda se vê alguém nas madrugadas
No cemitério, na cova dela
E vai batendo uma punheta
Em homenagem
A bunda dela
Mercedita's Big Butt
I remember with longing
Mercedita's big butt
It was the most beautiful butt
That I saw in Paraguay
She walked down the street
Men were staring
And their dicks were rising
And they never went down
And there goes jerking off everywhere
Everyone had calluses on their hands
There were even old men who fainted
And writhed on the ground
She saw everything and didn't care
But she shook that big butt
Even the priest, to get revenge
Would sleep with the sacristan's wife
The old priest was naughty
But time passed
Mercedita got old
Her breasts turned into leather
And her butt shrank
And poor Mercedita
Who was very proud
Her delicious butt
Only the earth ate
And that's how Mercedita ended
With big breasts and a beautiful butt
No one ate her butt
That's why poor she died
And still, someone can be seen in the early hours
At her grave in the cemetery
Jerking off
In her honor
Her butt