You're sour and sweet
And you stick to my teeth
And you’re shearing the flesh
From right off my mouth beef
By mouth beef I mean tongue
It's a weird thing I sung
But I couldn't think of a good rhyme
Oh, sour patch kids, you assault my mouth hole
It’s a full-fledged attack
On my teeth's enamel due to oral bleeding
My gums are receding oh boy
What a wonderful time