Saved by a Chat Show
Well I don't think it'll work
Were the last words she ever heard
Before she fell into the arms of foxy Phil
And it would've been all right
If she hadn't stayed the night
Or she'd thought about the morning after pill
Well she's trying to do the right thing
And she's trying hard to think
But she isn't getting further than the lonely kitchen sink
He switches on the telly
And he's watching ITV
While she washes up the dishes
That she used to make his tea
But it won't be long
Until she raises a smile
Just for Jeremy Kyle
And the whole world stares at you
Can't you see she's coming through
No she don't belong to you
You made her make up
But she's saved by a chatshow
He kissed her sister so she says
He's had far too many lays
But she's making out
She's saved by a chatshow
Well Phil is down at snooker and he's polishing his cue
While she's singing lullabies and is gonna see this through
Well Phil has potted everything
He's had a right good night
But he's downed a few too many
So its home to start a fight
But it won't be long
Until she raises a smile
Just for Jeremy Kyle
And the whole world stares at you
Can't you see she's coming through
No she don't belong to you to you
You made her make up
And she's saved by a chatshow
He kissed her sister so she says
He's had far too many lays
But she's making out
She's saved by a chatshow
Saved by a chatshow
Can't you see she's coming through
No she don't belong to you to you
You made her make up
But she's saved by a chatshow
He kissed her sister so she says
He's had far too many lays
But she's making out
She's saved by a chatshow
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Bueno, no creo que funcione
Fueron las últimas palabras que escuchó
Antes de caer en los brazos de Phil el zorro
Y todo hubiera estado bien
Si no se hubiera quedado esa noche
O si hubiera pensado en la pastilla del día después
Ella está tratando de hacer lo correcto
Y está pensando con fuerza
Pero no avanza más allá del fregadero solitario
Él enciende la tele
Y está viendo ITV
Mientras ella lava los platos
Que solía hacerle su té
Pero no pasará mucho tiempo
Hasta que ella sonría
Solo por Jeremy Kyle
Y el mundo entero te mira
¿No ves que está saliendo adelante?
No pertenece a ti
La hiciste maquillarse
Pero está salvada por un programa de entrevistas
Él besó a su hermana, así que ella dice
Ha tenido demasiadas conquistas
Pero ella finge
Estar salvada por un programa de entrevistas
Bueno, Phil está en el billar y está puliendo su taco
Mientras ella canta canciones de cuna y va a ver esto hasta el final
Bueno, Phil ha embocado todo
Ha tenido una buena noche
Pero ha tomado unas cuantas de más
Así que es hora de empezar una pelea en casa
Pero no pasará mucho tiempo
Hasta que ella sonría
Solo por Jeremy Kyle
Y el mundo entero te mira
¿No ves que está saliendo adelante?
No pertenece a ti
La hiciste maquillarse
Y está salvada por un programa de entrevistas
Él besó a su hermana, así que ella dice
Ha tenido demasiadas conquistas
Pero ella finge
Estar salvada por un programa de entrevistas
Salvada por un programa de entrevistas
¿No ves que está saliendo adelante?
No pertenece a ti
La hiciste maquillarse
Pero está salvada por un programa de entrevistas
Él besó a su hermana, así que ella dice
Ha tenido demasiadas conquistas
Pero ella finge
Estar salvada por un programa de entrevistas