Lo Tuyo Como Ye
Ye la vasectomía
un invento singular
una operación sencilla
que nun dura casi ná
en apenas diez minutos
en apenas diez minutos abrir y cerrar
Si fuera pa toa la vida
yera cosa de pensar
pero si cambies de idea
nun te vas a preocupar
siempre vas a tar a tiempu
siempre vas a tar a tiempu
de volvete atrás
Dicen que ya no hay homes
que son sólu la mitad
que son como los otros
pero que no fu ni fa
dicen que ta cayendo dicen que ta cayendo
la natalidad
Eh ¿lo tuyo como ye?
dime si funciona bien
Eh ¿lo tuyo como ye?
dime si funciona bien
Dicen que son la ruina
de la industria del condón
que cierren la salida
cuando hay tanta producción
son un cañón sin carga
son un cañón sin carga
falsa munición
Y si te entra en casa
la cigüeña sin querer
pa ti vaya sorpresa
vaya plan la muyer
pero naciendo en casa sí
pero naciendo en casa tuyo tien que ser
Eh ¿lo tuyo como ye?
dime si funciona bien
Eh ¿lo tuyo como ye?
dime si funciona bien
How's Yours Working?
Yeah, the vasectomy
it's a unique invention
it's a simple procedure
that hardly takes any time
in just ten minutes
in just ten minutes, in and out
If it were for life
that'd be something to think about
but if you change your mind
you won't have to worry
you'll always have time
you'll always have time
to turn back
They say there are no real men
that they're only half
that they're like the others
but they don't give a damn
they say it's dropping, they say it's dropping
birth rates
Hey, how's yours working?
tell me if it's working well
Hey, how's yours working?
tell me if it's working well
They say they're ruining
the condom industry
that they should shut it down
when there's so much production
it's a cannon without a load
it's a cannon without a load
fake ammo
And if the stork
shows up at your place
surprise for you
what a plan, woman
but if it's born at home, yeah
but if it's born at home, it has to be yours
Hey, how's yours working?
tell me if it's working well
Hey, how's yours working?
tell me if it's working well