El Fokemon
Saco un churro de motita
Se dio unos cuantos jalones
Ahi luego saco una pipa
Y de mezcal dos galones
Se fue a recorrer las calles
Bien acelerado el tipo
Se puso a robar los focos
De toditos los vecinos
Este si esta arremangado
Dejo a la ciudad en tinieblas
Aunque ya ha estado encerrado
Siempre le ha valido bestia
Sigue la misma costumbre
Le dicen el fokemon
Hasta los policias temen
Si encuentran a este cabrón
Anda con pasamontaña
Hasta se cree un terrorista
No lo asusta el hombre araña
Siempre anda como una avispa
Si alguien se la hace de pedo
Reacciona como una fiera
Y luego saca su cuerno
Le da gusto a su loquera
Ya han querido controlarlo
Pero todo ha sido inutil
Nomas se pasa quemando
Y siempre arrugando el cutis
Deborando un bubulubu
Se avienta una coca cola
Ni la mujer maravilla
Con su capa lo impresiona
Antes era un vato humilde
Que respetaba la gente
Y desde que le entro al foco
Se le subio lo valiente
Si escucha hablar en secreto
De volada se calienta
Ni siquiera el padre alberto
Con sus consejos lo alienta
Con muchos ya se ha peleado
Hasta con sus familiares
Y ya casi ha terminado
Con todas sus amistades
Cuando se siente cansado
Se avienta unas vitaminas
Ni el chapulin colorado
Con su astucia lo domina
The F*cker
Pulled out a joint
Took a few hits
Then he pulled out a pipe
And two gallons of mezcal
He went out to roam the streets
The guy all hyped up
Started stealing light bulbs
From all the neighbors
This guy is a real badass
Left the city in darkness
Even though he's been locked up
He's always been wild
He keeps the same habits
They call him the f*cker
Even the cops fear
If they come across this bastard
He wears a ski mask
Thinks he's a terrorist
Not even Spiderman scares him
He's always buzzing around
If someone messes with him
He reacts like a beast
And then he pulls out his gun
Feeding his craziness
They've tried to control him
But it's been useless
He just keeps burning out
And always wrinkling his skin
Devouring a marshmallow treat
Chugging a coke
Not even Wonder Woman
Impresses him with her cape
He used to be a humble guy
Respected people
And since he got into drugs
He's become brave
If he hears whispers
He gets heated right away
Not even Father Alberto
Encourages him with his advice
He's fought with many
Even with his own family
And he's almost finished
With all his friendships
When he feels tired
He takes some vitamins
Not even the Red Grasshopper
Can outsmart him