Ni Juana Ni Juan
N un bar, de carretera
De los que están retiraos!
De los que tienen las luces rojas,
O un puticlub, puticlub!!
Entre yo, y vino una 'gally',
Me cogio de sopetón,
Empozo, a kitarse to!!
Y cuando se desnudo...ay por dios
Ay por dios lo que me entro!!
Ni juana ni juan ,
Yo me llamo pepe, huhuhu juana!! x3
No veas lo que corrí!!
Yo me voy me voy me voy me voy!
Ven 'pa ca' y aprovecha,
No te gusta lo que hay aquí!
Déjame, satisfecha!
Ven 'pa ca''pa ca' que te voy a coger!
Y es que yo, me tengo ya que ir,
Con mi niños y m mujer,
Quieto ay tu no te vas de aki,
Tu a mi no me deja así!!!
Ay pillin, ay pillin k te cogí!!
Ni juana ni juan ,
Yo me llamo pepe, huhuhu juana!! x3
No veas lo que corrí!!
Yo me voy me voy me voy me voy! x3
Neither Jane Nor John
In a bar, off the highway
The ones that are secluded!
The ones with the red lights,
Or a strip club, strip club!!
Then I, and a 'gal',
Caught me off guard,
Started taking it all off!!
And when she undressed...oh my god
Oh my god what I felt!!
Neither Jane nor John,
My name is Joe, huhuhu Jane!! x3
You wouldn't believe how fast I ran!!
I'm outta here, I'm outta here, I'm outta here, I'm outta here!
Come here and take advantage,
Don't like what's here!
Leave me satisfied!
Come here, come here, I'm gonna get you!
And I, I have to go now,
With my kids and my wife,
Hey you, you're not leaving here,
You're not leaving me like this!!!
Oh you rascal, oh you rascal that I caught you!!
Neither Jane nor John,
My name is Joe, huhuhu Jane!! x3
You wouldn't believe how fast I ran!!
I'm outta here, I'm outta here, I'm outta here, I'm outta here! x3