Mi Venganza Está Cerca
Yo te invitaba siempre a cenar
A merendar y a desayunar
Y tú a mí nunca
Todo tenía pinta de ir bien
A pesar de tantos defectos
Que yo tragaba
Y recuerdo que tu nariz estaba a punto de crecer
Cuando decías que nunca habría otro como yo
Mi venganza esta cerca y comprenderás
Que te mereces un castigo
Y una cosa es verdad
No soy tan tonto como crees que soy
No soy tan tonto como crees que soy
Pero pronto empecé a sospechar
Noté que había una mosca detrás
De mi oreja
Siempre tardabas mucho en volver
De aquel gimnasio donde ibas a hacer
Body-building
Un día fuí y comprobé que me la jugabas con tu
Monitor
Aquel palomo debía medir un palmo más que yo
Mi venganza esta cerca y comprenderás
Que te mereces un castigo
Y una cosa es verdad
No soy tan tonto como crees que soy
No soy tan tonto como crees que soy
No soy tan tonto como crees que soy
No soy tan tonto como crees que soy
My Revenge is Near
I always invited you out for dinner
For snacks and breakfast too
But you never did for me
Everything seemed to be going well
Despite all the flaws
That I put up with
And I remember your nose was about to grow
When you said there'd never be another like me
My revenge is near and you'll understand
That you deserve a punishment
And one thing is true
I'm not as dumb as you think I am
I'm not as dumb as you think I am
But soon I started to suspect
I noticed there was a fly buzzing
In my ear
You always took forever to come back
From that gym where you went to do
Bodybuilding
One day I went and found out you were cheating on me
With your trainer
That dude had to be a foot taller than me
My revenge is near and you'll understand
That you deserve a punishment
And one thing is true
I'm not as dumb as you think I am
I'm not as dumb as you think I am
I'm not as dumb as you think I am
I'm not as dumb as you think I am