La reina del cahuin
Chucha no falta la vieja sapa
Que todo el día te anda sapiando
Que para un chime no va ni al baño
Aun que se mee o se este cagando
No juimo mierda
Rasco la pichu
Nos juimos con la reina del cahuín y la conch, yaa
La vieja más cahuinera del barrio es
Inventa y agranda cahuines por doquier
Inventa y agranda cahuines por doquier
Hay de la cabra que quede
Que quede embaraza
Dirá que se metió conmigo el panadero y el del gas
Dirá que se metió conmigo el panadero y el del gas
PUTA que es copuchenta
Esta vieja reculia
La otra vez me dejó, me dejó la media pata
La otra vez me dejó, me dejó la media pata
Inventó que me vio
Cagando a mi mujer
En el fondo era cierto más no tenía por que saber
En el fondo era cierto más no tenía por que saber
Y los cabros del barrio
Se la quieren puro echar
Hay si se fuman los pitos
De inmediato los va a acusar
Hay si se fuman los pitos
De inmediato los va a acusar
De seguro no tiene
Ni una wea que hacer
Existen en todos los barrios y de seguro tendrá una usted
Existen en todos los barrios y de seguro tendrá una usted
Y por eso se merece
Ser la reina del cahuín
Le dedicamo esta cueca por que esta historia llego
A su fin
Le dedicamo esta cueca por que esta historia llego a su fiinn
The Queen of Gossip
Damn, there's always that nosy old lady
Who spends all day snooping around
For a rumor, she won't even hit the bathroom
Even if she’s about to piss or shit herself
We ain't giving a damn
Scratching my ass
We rolled out with the queen of gossip and that bitch, yeah
The biggest gossip in the neighborhood is her
She makes up and blows up rumors everywhere
She makes up and blows up rumors everywhere
Watch out for the girl who gets
Who gets knocked up
She'll say it was me, the baker, and the gas guy
She'll say it was me, the baker, and the gas guy
Damn, she’s such a busybody
That fucking old hag
Last time she left me, left me with a huge mess
Last time she left me, left me with a huge mess
She made up that she saw me
With my wife in the act
Deep down it was true, but she had no reason to know
Deep down it was true, but she had no reason to know
And the kids in the neighborhood
Just want to get with her
If they light up a joint
She’ll be quick to snitch on them
If they light up a joint
She’ll be quick to snitch on them
She probably doesn’t have
A damn thing to do
They exist in every neighborhood, and you probably have one too
They exist in every neighborhood, and you probably have one too
And that’s why she deserves
To be the queen of gossip
We dedicate this song because this story has come
To its end
We dedicate this song because this story has come to its end