La tula chica
La siguiente canción no tiene ninguna relación con los interpretes ni sus miembros
Ahí les va la Tula Chica.
Este es la historia de un amigo mío ah!
Fuiste juez, jurado y verdugo
Y me cagaste por que todo el mundo supo
si lo nuestro era intimo y personal
no teniai por que chucha de mi tamaño comentar
yo que siempre fui el galan aqui en la pobla
y a las hembras las tenia todas locas
hoy comentan y guevean por ahi
por el cahuin que inventaste tú de mí
Que tenia la tula chica
que ni cosquillas yo te hacia
al momento de hacernos el amor
más tú eras pozo sin fondo
ni siquiera tu arterisco pudo darme
la más plena satisfacción
aun recuerdo cuando gemías
se muy bien que no mentías
solo yo te hice ver el cielo azul
y así es como me pagas
mi reputación la cagas
al decir que tengo chico el pirulin
en la guitarra el soldao guitarra
Ante esta situación yo me tuve que operar
gastándome hasta el ultimo centavo
y el doctor me prometió
que me iba a quedar
la pichula más gigante del planeta
y después de transcurrida una semana
me mire y tenia la cagada
y llame al tiro al doctor por la pata que me dejo
( y que le dijo)
que mas queri concha de tu madre por fonasa
Y mi pierna me fue a verme al hospital
Pues queria que le diera la sorpresa
Sin preguntarme se tiro
De caliente no aguanto
Y de pronto ella me desnudo la presa
Por arreglarla la cage
No la vi mas, ella se fue
Y hoy día se comenta en todo el barrio
Que tenia la tula chica
que ni cosquillas yo te hacia
al momento de hacernos el amor
más tu eras pozo sin fondo
ni siquiera tu arterisco pudo darme
la más plena satisfacción
aun recuerdo cuando gemías
se muy bien que no mentías
solo yo te hice ver el cielo azul
y así es como me pagas
mi reputación la cagas
al decir que tengo chico el pirulin
En el fondo es verdad la guea
The small dick
The following song has no relation to the performers or their members
Here comes the Small Dick.
This is the story of a friend of mine, ah!
You were judge, jury, and executioner
And you screwed me over because everyone found out
if what we had was intimate and personal
you didn't have to comment on my size
I who was always the charmer here in the neighborhood
and had all the ladies crazy
today they gossip and joke around
because of the rumor you started about me
That I had a small dick
that I didn't even tickle you
at the moment of making love
but you were a bottomless pit
not even your asterisk could give me
the most complete satisfaction
I still remember when you moaned
I know very well you weren't lying
only I made you see the blue sky
and this is how you repay me
you ruin my reputation
by saying my dick is small
on the guitar the soldier guitar
Faced with this situation, I had to operate
spending every last penny
and the doctor promised me
that I would have
the biggest dick on the planet
and after a week had passed
I looked and it was messed up
and I called the doctor right away for the mess he left me
(and what did he say)
what else do you want, you motherfucker, through the public health system
And my leg came to see me at the hospital
because she wanted me to surprise her
Without asking, she jumped on me
couldn't handle the heat
and suddenly she undressed the prey
I messed up trying to fix it
I didn't see her again, she left
And today it's talked about all over the neighborhood
That I had a small dick
that I didn't even tickle you
at the moment of making love
but you were a bottomless pit
not even your asterisk could give me
the most complete satisfaction
I still remember when you moaned
I know very well you weren't lying
only I made you see the blue sky
and this is how you repay me
you ruin my reputation
by saying my dick is small
In the end, it's true