No Te Toco
Yo me fui para el baile
Y conocí a un moreno
Alto todo de blanco
Pelo cortito, un marinero
Me agarro entre sus brazos
Bailamos un bolero
El me apreto tan fuerte
Quede sin aire casi me muero...
Tomamos unas copas
Estaba tan felíz
El me hizo unas cosquillas
Me reí tanto que me hice pis
Yo lo bese en la boca
El me dijo salí!!
Lo agarre de los pelos
Y el a los gritos me dijo asi:
No te toco no te toco
Ni con una caña de pescar sos trolo,re trolo
No te toco no te toco
Ni con una caña de pescar sos trolo , re trolo!!
Me puse tan nervioso
Que alli me desmaye
Y en la sala de guardia
De un hospital yo me desperte
Un medico muy guapo
Dijo: desvistace
Vi que tenia un tubito
Le dije: donde lo va a poner¡¡¡??? y dijo:
Don't Touch You
I went to the dance
And met a dark-skinned man
Tall, all in white
Short hair, a sailor
He grabbed me in his arms
We danced a bolero
He held me so tight
I ran out of air, almost died...
We had a few drinks
I was so happy
He tickled me
I laughed so hard I peed myself
I kissed him on the mouth
He told me to leave!!
I grabbed him by the hair
And he shouted at me like this:
Don't touch you, don't touch you
Not even with a fishing rod, you f*g, f*g
Don't touch you, don't touch you
Not even with a fishing rod, you f*g, f*g!!
I got so nervous
That I fainted right there
And in the emergency room
Of a hospital I woke up
A very handsome doctor
Said: undress
I saw he had a little tube
I said: where are you going to put it¡¡¡??? and he said: