The Fake Bride

Los Wawanco

La Novia Postiza

Despues de la ceremonia
Nos fuimos pal hotel
La levante en mis brazos
Y el umbral yo lo cruze

La deposite en la alcoba
Y un beso yo le robe
Tomamos una champagne
Y alla ahora les contare

Se saco la peluca
Y la dejo sobre el sofa
Se saco el vestido
Y la dejo sobre el sofa
Se saco los zapatos
Y los tiro sobre el sofa
Se saco el corpinho
Y lo dejo sobre el sofa

Y escuchen todos ustedes
Lo que les voy a contar
Despues de sacarse todo
Casi me pongo a llorar

Se saco se saco se saco

El ojo de vidrio
Y lo tiro sobre el sofa
Las dos piernas postizas
Las tiro sobre el sofa
Y toda la dentadura
La dejo sobre el sofa

The Fake Bride

After the ceremony
We headed to the hotel
I lifted her in my arms
And crossed the threshold

I laid her down in the room
And stole a kiss from her
We popped some champagne
And now I’ll tell you all about it

She took off her wig
And left it on the couch
She took off her dress
And left it on the couch
She kicked off her shoes
And tossed them on the couch
She took off her bodysuit
And left it on the couch

And listen up, everyone
To what I’m about to say
After she took it all off
I almost started to cry

She took it off, she took it off, she took it off

Her glass eye
And tossed it on the couch
Her two fake legs
She threw them on the couch
And all her dentures
She left them on the couch