Que Monstruos Son
En una noche obscura de terrible tempestad
alla en sacasonapan empezaron a gritar
los mounstros tenebrosos Franqueinstain y blackaman
comieron quesadillas de vampiro con pipian
-a ver niños sientense en mis piernas
les voy a contar historias de moustruos
a ver niño no te asustes-
bailaba la llorona en los brazos de acuaman
y dracula violaba al compas del chachacha
Mortizia se peinaba con cajeta y aguarras
mientras el hombre lobo, aullaba sin cesar
coro
que mounstros son
-agarren a ese chamaco, que no se me escape,
encuentralo Franquestain-
que mounstros son
que mounstros son
en una jaula de hule, pendiente de un dragon
se hallaba un pajarillo cantando cinco en son
ciriaca la calacalaca bailaba charlestone
y a mi me acongojaba tremendo tortijon
que mounstros son
-es ese pinche viejo dejenerado.
que mounstros son
cruz cruz, que se valla el diablo y que venga Jesus.
que mosuntros son
-chamaco cabron, vas a ver...
que mounstros son
despues un gato loco, la luna contemplo
nadando el pobrecito, auyando se quedo
de rebanadas de aire, murio de indigestion
aquel pobre gatito, murio, murio, murio
que mounstros son x4
bailaba la llorona en los brazos de acuaman
y dracula violaba al compas del chachacha
Mortizia se peinaba con cajeta y aguarras
mientras el hombre lobo, aullaba sin cesar
que mounstros son
-ya hombre diganle a la mortisia a y a la llorona que se esten quietas, viejas cochinas hombre,
-no esten dando ese espectaculo, separenlas con agua...
que mounstos son x3
-eres tu homero
-hay estas repeludote homero
-hay quitate eres un hombre lobo
-pinche enfermo....
What Monsters Are
On a dark night of terrible storm
there in Sacasonapan they started to scream
those creepy monsters Frankenstein and Blackman
ate vampire quesadillas with pipian
-come on kids, sit on my lap
I’m gonna tell you stories about monsters
come on kid, don’t be scared-
La Llorona danced in Aquaman's arms
and Dracula was getting down to the cha-cha-cha
Morticia was styling her hair with caramel and turpentine
while the werewolf howled without a break
chorus
what monsters are
-catch that kid, don’t let him escape,
find him Frankenstein-
what monsters are
what monsters are
in a rubber cage, hanging from a dragon
there was a little bird singing five in tune
Ciriaca the calacalaca danced the Charleston
and I was feeling a huge tortilla cramp
what monsters are
-it’s that damn old pervert.
what monsters are
cross cross, let the devil go and let Jesus come.
what monsters are
-you little brat, you’ll see...
what monsters are
then a crazy cat, gazed at the moon
swimming poor thing, howling he was stuck
from slices of air, he died of indigestion
that poor kitty, died, died, died
what monsters are x4
danced La Llorona in Aquaman's arms
and Dracula was getting down to the cha-cha-cha
Morticia was styling her hair with caramel and turpentine
while the werewolf howled without a break
what monsters are
-come on man, tell Morticia and La Llorona to chill out, filthy old ladies,
-stop putting on that show, separate them with water...
what monsters are x3
-is that you Homer
-there you are, repulsive Homer
-hey get away, you’re a werewolf
-damn sicko....