La Torcida
Oh! Oh! Oh!
Tú tienes que entender
Que no fuimos a joder
Tomamos un avión
Y nos van a recoger
Las brujas de Eastwick
Nos llevaron al hotel
El novio y la novia
No sabían ni que hacer
Fuimos a un boliche
Y queríamos tomar
Pedimos tres cervezas
Y nos dieron Romilar
El negro de mierda
Nos quiso invitar
Pero le dijimos
Ya estamos: En alta Mar!
En esta ceremonia
La historia cambiará
Se chocan en el vidrio y ahora son marido y mujer
Oh, oh, oh oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Estamos en la iglesia
Y gritábamos salud!
El cura que era chino
Cantaba: Only You
La fiesta comenzaba
Con gran tranquilidad
Y la rubia tarada
Nos saca del lugar
Comimos aspirina
Tragamos gelatina
Y hasta las sillas
Están en la piscina
Oh!
Yo me quiero emborrachar
Comimos aspirina
Tragamos gelatina
Y hasta las sillas
Están en la piscina
Oh!
Yo me quiero emborrachar
Yo me quiero emborrachar
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The Twisted
Oh! Oh! Oh!
You have to understand
That we didn't go to mess around
We took a plane
And they will pick us up
The witches of Eastwick
Took us to the hotel
The groom and the bride
Didn't even know what to do
We went to a bar
And we wanted to drink
We ordered three beers
And they gave us cough syrup
The damn black guy
Tried to invite us
But we told him
We're already: At high sea!
In this ceremony
The story will change
They crash into the glass and now they are husband and wife
Oh, oh, oh oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh
We are in the church
And we were shouting cheers!
The priest who was Chinese
Was singing: Only You
The party was starting
With great tranquility
And the dumb blonde
Kicks us out of the place
We ate aspirin
Swallowed gelatin
And even the chairs
Are in the pool
Oh!
I want to get drunk
We ate aspirin
Swallowed gelatin
And even the chairs
Are in the pool
Oh!
I want to get drunk
I want to get drunk
A, e, i, o, u, ah, ah, ah, ah