I loved you like a flat earther
So stubborn and so dumb
Months waiting on your holy Rapture
Just to realize you were never gonna come
Down rabbit holes, are you still in there?
Tryna make a man out of silence and thin air
I-I-I remember
I-I-I believed
You were something more than mortal
And you were in love with me
I-I-I surrendered
You deceived
But, God, there's nothing like a girl
And her favourite conspiracy
I loved you like a flat earther
So deluded, no looking back
I was flying in the face of science
But it sure was something, believing like that
Down rabbit holes, my faith, unstoppable
Tryna make a man out of you, impossible
I-I-I remember
I-I-I believed
You were something more than mortal
And you were in love with me
I-I-I surrendered
You deceived
But, God, there's nothing like a girl
And her favourite conspiracy
I-I-I
I-I-I
I-I-I
You were in love with me
I-I-I
I-I-I
I-I-I
It's my favourite conspiracy
I held out hope, I searched the sky for secret codes
I realized I made them up and I fell to the floor
Now I still believe in miracles and prophecies
Yeah, I just don't believe in you anymore
I-I-I remember
I-I-I believed
You were something more than mortal
And you were in love with me
I-I-I surrendered
You deceived
But, God, there's nothing like a girl
And her favourite conspiracy
I-I-I
I-I-I
I-I-I
You were in love with me
I-I-I
I-I-I
I-I-I
It's my favourite conspiracy