Gilipollas
Un crítico, crítico, crítico musical
Desfilaba con los aires de quien sabe que conoce la verdad.
Solazábase cretinamente
En su plácido remanso de parálisis mental.
Sorprendíale lo estúpidos que éramos todos los demás
Porque nunca tuvo ningún amigo
Que lo fuera de verdad y que dijérale al oído:
"joder tío, cómo hueles, te has dormido en los laureles,
Antes no eras un pelele.
¿has estao viendo la tele o es empacho de pasteles?
Has perdido los papeles.
De verdad lo que no entiendo es cómo esperas
Que la peña no se piense que tú eres gilipollas,
De verdad lo que no entiendo es cómo esperas
Que la peña no se piense que padeces un poquito de la olla
Y de verdad lo que no entiendo es cómo esperas
Que la peña no se piense que de cani te caíste de la cuna
Y te abriste la cabeza, se salieron tus ideas,
Se mancharon con el polvo y por eso son tan feas.
Y no tengo yo la culpa de que seas tan payaso,
Ni tampoco de que sea tan patético tu caso,
Ni que pronto llegue un día en que te encierres en tu casa
Cuando nadie esté dispuesto a que tú le des la brasa,
Idiot
A critic, critic, music critic
Paraded with the airs of one who knows the truth.
He wallowed cretinously
In his placid backwater of mental paralysis.
He was surprised at how stupid we all were
Because he never had a true friend
Who would tell him in his ear:
"Damn dude, how you smell, you've rested on your laurels,
You weren't a puppet before.
Have you been watching TV or is it a cake overdose?
You've lost your mind.
What I really don't understand is how you expect
People not to think you're an idiot,
What I really don't understand is how you expect
People not to think you're a bit crazy.
And what I really don't understand is how you expect
People not to think you fell from the cradle as a baby
And cracked your head open, your ideas spilled out,
Got dirty with dust and that's why they're so ugly.
And it's not my fault that you're such a clown,
Nor that your case is so pathetic,
Nor that soon will come a day when you lock yourself in your house
When no one is willing to put up with your nonsense.