Robot
Cuando tu padre certifico a tu amado
Descubrio que el robot que habia inventado
Se portaba tan sumiso y tierno
No dudo en convertirlo en su futuro yerno
Asi que en dos semanas me mandaste al cuerno
Alegando que el robot besaba mejor
Y no supe que hacer ni que decir
Porque contra una osterizer no se puede competir
Para que ni siquiera se te ocurra
Pensar en mi o tener alguna duda
Tu padre le puso a tu robot esposo
La cara de un actor muy guapo y muy famoso
Y yo creo que a ti te gusto la idea
De que todo el mundo se entere y te vea
Caminando por las calles orgullosa
Tomada del brazo de esa cosa
Y cada vez que paso por tu casa
Y el te besa en la terraza
Quisiera gritarte
No no no no
No me hagas esto
Que no no no
Me lo merezco
No no no no
No me hagas esto
Que no no no
Me lo merezco
Y a todos lados donde voy te veo
Besandote con tu electrodomestico romeo
Pensando en que te ponga sus manotas de goma
En lugares en que a mi no me dejabas ni de broma
Y yo no pierdo la esperanza de que un dia
A tu amante se le acabe la maldita bateria
Y vengas corriendo a pedirme perdon
Convencida de que hay cosas que un humano hace mejor
Pero cuando paso por tu casa
Y el te besa en la terraza
Quisiera gritarte
No no no no
No me hagas esto
Que no no no
Me lo merezco
No no no no
No me hagas esto
Que no no no
Me lo merezco
Robot
When your dad certified your lover
He found out that the robot he had invented
Was so submissive and sweet
He didn't hesitate to make him his future son-in-law
So in two weeks you kicked me to the curb
Claiming that the robot kissed better
And I didn't know what to do or say
Because you can't compete with a damn blender
So that you don't even think
About me or have any doubts
Your dad gave your robot husband
The face of a really handsome and famous actor
And I think you liked the idea
Of everyone finding out and seeing you
Walking down the streets proud
Arm in arm with that thing
And every time I pass by your house
And he kisses you on the terrace
I want to scream at you
No no no no
Don't do this to me
Because no no no
I deserve better
No no no no
Don't do this to me
Because no no no
I deserve better
And everywhere I go I see you
Kissing your appliance Romeo
Thinking about him putting his big rubber hands
In places you wouldn't let me even as a joke
And I haven't lost hope that one day
Your lover's damn battery will die
And you'll come running to ask for my forgiveness
Convinced that there are things a human does better
But when I pass by your house
And he kisses you on the terrace
I want to scream at you
No no no no
Don't do this to me
Because no no no
I deserve better
No no no no
Don't do this to me
Because no no no
I deserve better