Couldn't Play Ska
Heard about Bach a right old fart who couldn't play ska
Mozart thought he was really smart but he couldn't play ska
Benjamin Britten a right old cretin who couldn't play ska
Heard about Grieg out of his league but he couldn't play ska
Tschaychovsky could never see why he couldn't play ska
Mozart thought he was really smart but he couldn't play ska
And Beethoven was a real no'one he couldn't play ska
I wonder what the hell he was smoking
When he wrote this he must have been joking
Sibelius he made such a fuss when he couldn't play ska
Sebastian Bach was a right old fart who couldn't play ska
Brahms and liszt were positively pissed so they couldn't play ska
And Beethoven was a real no'one he couldn't play ska
I wonder what the hell he was smoking
When he wrote this he must have been joking
That Bizet was pretty upset when he couldn't play ska
And Berlioz well nobody knows why he couldn't play ska
Elgar knew there was nothing he could do do he couldn't play ska
And Beethoven was a real no'one he couldn't play ska
I wonder what the hell he was thinking
When he wrote this he must have been drinking
No Podían Tocar Ska
Escuché sobre Bach, un viejo pedante que no podía tocar ska
Mozart pensaba que era muy listo, pero no podía tocar ska
Benjamin Britten, un viejo cretino que no podía tocar ska
Escuché sobre Grieg, fuera de su liga, pero no podía tocar ska
Tchaikovsky nunca entendió por qué no podía tocar ska
Mozart pensaba que era muy listo, pero no podía tocar ska
Y Beethoven era un verdadero don nadie, no podía tocar ska
Me pregunto qué demonios estaba fumando
Cuando escribió esto, debe haber estado bromeando
Sibelius hizo tanto alboroto cuando no podía tocar ska
Sebastian Bach era un viejo pedante que no podía tocar ska
Brahms y Liszt estaban bastante molestos, así que no podían tocar ska
Y Beethoven era un verdadero don nadie, no podía tocar ska
Me pregunto qué demonios estaba fumando
Cuando escribió esto, debe haber estado bromeando
Bizet estaba bastante molesto cuando no podía tocar ska
Y Berlioz, bueno, nadie sabe por qué no podía tocar ska
Elgar sabía que no había nada que pudiera hacer, no podía tocar ska
Y Beethoven era un verdadero don nadie, no podía tocar ska
Me pregunto en qué diablos estaba pensando
Cuando escribió esto, debe haber estado bebiendo