Switch Off The TV
Well I've seen shows and I've seen soaps
And horrible things under microscopes
And I've seen David Beckhams wife
Come on girl get a life
And I've seen the big brother house
And some tomcat that's scared of a mouse
And I've seen a man dressed like a bat
Holy Moly what d'ya think about that
And I've seen a bloke called Charlie Chan
But I've never ever seen the invisible man
And I've seen things that could make you scream
Come to think of it, it was Mr Bean
And I've seen girls murdered in showers
And I've seen programs all about flowers
Sometimes they go on for hours and hours
But at least they're funnier than Austin Powers
Now I've seen news and I've seen sport
And Saddam Hussein when he got caught
And I've seen people who sit in a chair
And ten minutes later they're a millionaire
And I've seen a bloke called 007
With Pussy Galore in a seventh heaven
And I've seen violence and I've seen sex
Well I don't know whatever next
Apaga la TV
He visto programas y he visto telenovelas
Y cosas horribles bajo microscopios
Y he visto a la esposa de David Beckham
Vamos chica, consigue una vida
Y he visto la casa de Gran Hermano
Y algún gato asustado de un ratón
Y he visto a un hombre vestido como un murciélago
Santo cielo, ¿qué piensas de eso?
Y he visto a un tipo llamado Charlie Chan
Pero nunca he visto al hombre invisible
Y he visto cosas que podrían hacerte gritar
Al pensarlo bien, era Mr. Bean
Y he visto chicas asesinadas en duchas
Y he visto programas sobre flores
A veces duran horas y horas
Pero al menos son más divertidos que Austin Powers
Ahora he visto noticias y he visto deportes
Y a Saddam Hussein cuando fue capturado
Y he visto personas que se sientan en una silla
Y diez minutos después son millonarios
Y he visto a un tipo llamado 007
Con Pussy Galore en el séptimo cielo
Y he visto violencia y he visto sexo
Bueno, no sé qué vendrá después