Яой
I ne pizdi, chto ne drochila na yaoy
Yaoy, Yaoy, Yaoy
Shkola okonchena, i ya begu domoy
I vklyuchi moyu lyubimuyu yaoy
YA teku rekoy i slogo soseda nakryla svoyey bezumnoy volnoy
Kak zhe khorosho Boku no Pico
O Bozhe moy, potok moy rechnoy
Vyzyvayte MCHS, zatopilo dom i ves'
I ne pizdi, chto ne drochila na yaoy
I ne pizdi, chto ya drochu na yaoy, vse my zto znayem, dazhe mama znayet
I ne pizdi, chto ne drochila na yaoy
I ne pizdi, chto ya drochu na yaoy, vse my zto znayem, dazhe mama znayet
I ne pizdi, chto ne drochila na yaoy
Priyom-priyom?
Na svyaiz
U nas Strannaya situatsiya
Kakaya?
Krayne cherezychaynoye polozheniye
Chto proizoshlo?
Na ulitse Lenina eatopilo ves' dom
Nam nado srochno chto-to iredprinyat'
Vyzyvayu okhranu
Itak u nas yest' podozrevayemaya
Kto zhe ona?
Primeta Rost metr pyat'desyat
No yey trinadtsat' let
Koshmar
Vozmozhno yaoyshchitsa
Slushayet Marry Me, Bellamy, Poetomu, bud'te predel'no ostorozhny
A kak zhe
I ne pizdi, chto ne drochila na yaoy
I ne pizdi, chto yadrochu na yaoy, vse my zto znayem, dazhe mama znayet
I ne pizdi, chto ne drochila na yaoy
I ne pizdi, chto yadrochu na yaoy
FSB uzhe v puti
I ne pizdi, chto ne drochila na yaoy
I ne pizdi, chto ne drochila na yaoy
Yaoi
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoi
Yaoi, Yaoi, Yaoi
School's out, and I'm running home
And I turn on my favorite yaoi
I flow like a river and cover my neighbor with my insane wave
How good is Boku no Pico
Oh my God, my stream, my river
Call the fire department, the house and everything's flooded
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoi
Don't fucking talk shit that I jerk off to yaoi, we all know it, even mom knows
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoi
Don't fucking talk shit that I jerk off to yaoi, we all know it, even mom knows
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoi
Reception-reception?
On the line
We have a strange situation
What's up?
Extremely critical situation
What happened?
The whole house on Lenin Street is flooded
We need to take urgent action
Calling security
So we have a suspect
Who is she?
Height five feet fifty
But she's thirteen years old
Nightmare
Maybe a yaoi fan
Listening to Marry Me, Bellamy, So, be extremely careful
And how about
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoi
Don't fucking talk shit that I jerk off to yaoi, we all know it, even mom knows
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoi
Don't fucking talk shit that I jerk off to yaoi
FSB is on the way
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoi
Don't fucking talk shit that I didn't jerk off to yaoi