El Cagón
Yeh, yeh, yeh
Pensaba que me había cagao, eh
Pero solo era un manchon, eh, eh, eh
Yo no cago ni en el baño
Yo no cago soy extraño
Yo no cago en to' el año ¡ay Dios!
Pensaba que me había cagao, eh
Pero solo era un manchon, eh, eh, eh
Yo no cago ni en el baño
Yo no cago soy extraño
Yo no cago en to' el año ¡ay Dios!
Pensaba que me había cagao'
Justo cuando creía
Que por comer todo el mes, yo cagaría (yeh)
Cogí pastillas y ni aun salía
Y como un pendejo, no sabía lo que hacía
Nunca yo me cagué (no), laxantes yo tomé (no)
Hasta me aprendí to'a las recetas de los te (yeh)
Respiré y conté hasta cien
Quiero una caca oscura a lo Kanye West, bebé, ey
Hace tiempo que el año lo tengo apretado (yih)
Yo ya no twitteo, si yo paso sentao' (yih)
¿Cómo olvidar la cagadera en el baño?
¿Será que cago solo?
Pensaba que me había cagao'
Pero solo era un manchón, eh, eh, eh
Yo no cago ni en el baño
Yo no cago soy extraño
Yo no cago en to el año ¡ay Dios!
Pensaba que me había cagao'
Pero solo era un manchón
Yo no cago ni en el baño
Yo no cago soy extraño
Yo no cago en to' el año ¡ay Dios!
Ya hace tiempo que cagar a mí me da pereza
Pero ya van par de cereza
Y me acordé de ir camino a la iglesia
Que para cagar mi mamita resa
Y en el baño, la plaza, un hotel
En casa de tu pai, cuando no había papel
Las veces que tu mai' me llego a coger
Yo soltando la caquita, sudando Chandell
Yo sé que lo nuestro es cosa de ayer
Y me pone contento que el pueda cagar bien
Yo ni te extrañaba ni te quería ver
Pero mearon la pared que te gustaba oler
Y me acordé de ti, cuando me hiciste pipi
Se acabó, no flui era el señor caca y tu doña pishi
Porque
Pensaba que me había cagao'
Pero solo era un manchón, eh, eh, eh
Yo no cago ni en el baño
Yo no cago soy extraño
Yo no cago en to el año, ¡ay Dios!
Y yo pensaba que en cagar yo era experto, eh
Pero el mojon no lo suelto, ey
Hoy salí pa' la calle muerto
El hoyo abierto, el water aeropuerto
Y yo pensaba que en cagar yo era experto, eh
Pero el mojon no lo suelto, ey
Hoy salí pa' la calle muerto
El hoyo abierto, el water aeropuerto
Ahhhh al fin!
The Shitter
Yeh, yeh, yeh
I thought I had shit myself, eh
But it was just a stain, eh, eh, eh
I don't even poop in the bathroom
I don't poop, I'm strange
I don't poop all year, oh God!
I thought I had shit myself, eh
But it was just a stain, eh, eh, eh
I don't even poop in the bathroom
I don't poop, I'm strange
I don't poop all year, oh God!
I thought I had shit myself
Just when I believed
That by eating all month, I would poop (yeh)
I took pills and it still didn't come out
And like an idiot, I didn't know what I was doing
I never pooped (no), I took laxatives (no)
I even learned all the tea recipes (yeh)
I breathed and counted to a hundred
I want a dark poop like Kanye West, baby, hey
It's been a while since I've had a tight year (yih)
I don't tweet anymore, if I'm sitting down (yih)
How can I forget the diarrhea in the bathroom?
Could it be that I poop alone?
I thought I had shit myself
But it was just a stain, eh, eh, eh
I don't even poop in the bathroom
I don't poop, I'm strange
I don't poop all year, oh God!
I thought I had shit myself
But it was just a stain
I don't even poop in the bathroom
I don't poop, I'm strange
I don't poop all year, oh God!
It's been a while since I felt lazy to poop
But a couple of cherries have already come out
And I remembered to go to church
That my mommy prays for me to poop
And in the bathroom, the square, a hotel
At your dad's house, when there was no toilet paper
The times your mom caught me
I releasing the little poop, sweating Chandell
I know that what we had is a thing of the past
And I'm happy that he can poop well
I didn't miss you or want to see you
But they peed on the wall you liked to smell
And I remembered you, when you made me pee
It's over, I didn't flow, it was Mr. Poop and your Mrs. Pee
Because
I thought I had shit myself
But it was just a stain, eh, eh, eh
I don't even poop in the bathroom
I don't poop, I'm strange
I don't poop all year, oh God!
And I thought I was an expert in pooping, eh
But I can't release the turd, hey
Today I went out dead in the street
The hole open, the toilet airport
And I thought I was an expert in pooping, eh
But I can't release the turd, hey
Today I went out dead in the street
The hole open, the toilet airport
Ahhhh finally!