Alan Is A Cowboy Killer
Pull up my pants
Now the camera crew has gone
In your statement to the police
Tell them how you turned me on
But you were such an ugly child
You were such and awkward child
You were such a stupid child
We should have cottoned on
Alan is cowboy killer
Take up tai chi
Now your favourite pet has died
We had crazy fucking times
'Till her visa card expired
But you were such an ugly child
You were such and awkward child
You were such a stupid child
We should of cottoned on
Alan is cowboy killer
Wipe up his mess
Pay your fluffers by the yard
How you're paying for your peace
How you're paying for your peace
But you were such an ugly child
You were such and awkward child
You were such a stupid child
We should of cottoned on
That Alan is cowboy killer
Alan is a cowboy killer
Alan es un asesino de vaqueros
Levanto mis pantalones
Ahora que el equipo de cámaras se ha ido
En tu declaración a la policía
Diles cómo me excitaste
Pero eras un niño tan feo
Eras un niño tan torpe
Eras un niño tan estúpido
Deberíamos habernos dado cuenta
Alan es un asesino de vaqueros
Practica tai chi
Ahora que tu mascota favorita ha muerto
Tuvimos tiempos locos de mierda
Hasta que su tarjeta de visa expiró
Pero eras un niño tan feo
Eras un niño tan torpe
Eras un niño tan estúpido
Deberíamos habernos dado cuenta
Alan es un asesino de vaqueros
Limpia su desorden
Paga a tus asistentes por yarda
Cómo estás pagando por tu paz
Cómo estás pagando por tu paz
Pero eras un niño tan feo
Eras un niño tan torpe
Eras un niño tan estúpido
Deberíamos habernos dado cuenta
Que Alan es un asesino de vaqueros
Alan es un asesino de vaqueros
Escrita por: Andrew Falkous