Twiddles
Oh, you hear a lot of stories
'Bout the sailors and their sport
About how every sailor has a girl in every port
But if you added 2 and 2
You'd figure out right quick
It's just because the girls
All have a lad on every ship
And it's Twiddle ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Twiddle ee-ai-de-ei
It's often times a man
Will leave you broken with dismay
And it's Twiddle ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Twiddle ee-ai-de-ei
There's other things to twiddle
When the men have sailed away
Lucky Annie was a lady
Who'd been pleased by many men
They all would sail away
But then they'd come right back again
But if they never sailed her way
She really didn't care
Cause I know that you don't need a man
To twiddle under there
And it's Twiddle ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Twiddle ee-ai-de-ei
It's often times a man
Will leave you broken with dismay
And it's Twiddle ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Twiddle ee-ai-de-ei
There's other things to twiddle
When the men have sailed away
Saber had her lovers
They came in at every door
You could even say that she was really quite a whore
But when she needs some pleasing
She knows just where to go
I grab my good friend Madam Rouge
And we go down below
And it's Twiddle ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Twiddle ee-ai-de-ei
It's often times a man
Will leave you broken with dismay
And it's Twiddle ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Twiddle ee-ai-de-ei
There's other things to twiddle
When the men have sailed away
There was a time when Rouge
She found the sailor men a bore
Each new one was more tiresome
Than the one she had before
Now she finds more joy in breeches
Than she ever did of old
I'm more fond of their bulges
When they're pouches full of gold
And it's Twiddle ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Twiddle ee-ai-de-ei
It's often times a man
Will leave you broken with dismay
And it's Twiddle ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Twiddle ee-ai-de-ei
There's other things to twiddle
When the men have sailed away
Why the boys would look at her
It puzzled poor Flint Locke
She would sit and smile and nod
And let them brag and talk
But if they tried to touch her well
She'd put them on the run
Cause why would I need a lover
When I've got myself a gun
And it's Twiddle ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Twiddle ee-ai-de-ei
It's often times a man
Will leave you broken with dismay
And it's Twiddle ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Twiddle ee-ai-de-ei
There's other things to twiddle
When the men have sailed away
So next time you're with a lady
And she takes you to her bed
Be sure to please her well
And remember what we've said
For if you do not treat her right
Then know that this is true
Us ladies all can have our fun
Without involving you
And it's Twiddle ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Twiddle ee-ai-de-ei
It's often times a man
Will leave you broken with dismay
And it's Twiddle ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Twiddle ee-ai-de-ei
There's other things to twiddle
When the men have sailed away
And it's Twiddle ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Twiddle ee-ai-de-ei
It's often times a man
Will leave you broken with dismay
And it's Twiddle ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Twiddle ee-ai-de-ei
There's other things to twiddle
When the men have sailed away
Revoleos
Oh, escuchas muchas historias
Sobre los marineros y su deporte
Sobre cómo cada marinero tiene una chica en cada puerto
Pero si sumaras 2 más 2
Te darías cuenta rápidamente
Es solo porque las chicas
Tienen un chico en cada barco
Y es Revoleo ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Revoleo ee-ai-de-ei
A menudo un hombre
Te dejará destrozada con desilusión
Y es Revoleo ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Revoleo ee-ai-de-ei
Hay otras cosas para revolear
Cuando los hombres se han ido
La suertuda Annie era una dama
Que había complacido a muchos hombres
Todos se iban en barco
Pero luego volvían de nuevo
Pero si nunca venían a verla
A ella realmente no le importaba
Porque sé que no necesitas un hombre
Para revolear por ahí
Y es Revoleo ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Revoleo ee-ai-de-ei
A menudo un hombre
Te dejará destrozada con desilusión
Y es Revoleo ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Revoleo ee-ai-de-ei
Hay otras cosas para revolear
Cuando los hombres se han ido
Saber tenía sus amantes
Entraban por todas las puertas
Incluso podrías decir que era realmente una puta
Pero cuando necesita placer
Sabe exactamente a dónde ir
Agarro a mi buena amiga Madame Rouge
Y nos vamos abajo
Y es Revoleo ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Revoleo ee-ai-de-ei
A menudo un hombre
Te dejará destrozada con desilusión
Y es Revoleo ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Revoleo ee-ai-de-ei
Hay otras cosas para revolear
Cuando los hombres se han ido
Hubo un tiempo en que Rouge
Encontraba aburridos a los marineros
Cada uno nuevo era más fastidioso
Que el anterior
Ahora encuentra más alegría en los pantalones
Que nunca antes
Me gustan más sus bultos
Cuando están llenos de oro
Y es Revoleo ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Revoleo ee-ai-de-ei
A menudo un hombre
Te dejará destrozada con desilusión
Y es Revoleo ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Revoleo ee-ai-de-ei
Hay otras cosas para revolear
Cuando los hombres se han ido
Por qué los chicos la miraban
Puzzled poor Flint Locke
Ella se sentaba, sonreía y asentía
Y los dejaba presumir y hablar
Pero si intentaban tocarla
Los ponía en fuga
Porque ¿por qué necesitaría un amante
Cuando tengo mi pistola?
Y es Revoleo ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Revoleo ee-ai-de-ei
A menudo un hombre
Te dejará destrozada con desilusión
Y es Revoleo ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Revoleo ee-ai-de-ei
Hay otras cosas para revolear
Cuando los hombres se han ido
Así que la próxima vez que estés con una dama
Y te lleve a su cama
Asegúrate de complacerla bien
Y recuerda lo que hemos dicho
Porque si no la tratas bien
Entonces sabe que esto es verdad
Nosotras, las damas, podemos divertirnos
Sin involucrarte a ti
Y es Revoleo ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Revoleo ee-ai-de-ei
A menudo un hombre
Te dejará destrozada con desilusión
Y es Revoleo ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Revoleo ee-ai-de-ei
Hay otras cosas para revolear
Cuando los hombres se han ido
Y es Revoleo ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Revoleo ee-ai-de-ei
A menudo un hombre
Te dejará destrozada con desilusión
Y es Revoleo ee-aidee-ai-dee-ai
Revoleo ee-ai-de-ei
Hay otras cosas para revolear
Cuando los hombres se han ido