Guacala Que Rico
Dónde jugarán las niñas decentes,
las que leen libros y usan lentes,
que no tengan caca en la mente,
sepa la verge es que no existe.
Hazte la mustia enfrente
de tus amigas y parientes.
Yo no creo que eres inocente,
con la cara de fuchi que cargas siempre.
Dinos qué pasó anoche,
saludaste a la Jenny de pelambres,
que dejó tu cutis tan brillante,
y tan blanquísimos tus dientes…
Pon tu cara de fuchi a la hora cuchi-cuchi, c'mon…
Guácala, guácala, q' rico
So nasty que espanta, pero cómo me encanta c'mon…
Guácala, guácala, q' rico
Yeah you're beautiful and your skin is soft
but them fingernails hurt so why don't you ease on off.
You got me dancing in bed like Baryshnikov,
and I'm a hate-fuck ya now because ya pissed me off…
Mami, tú pones la P en Sepsy,
sabes cómo me gusta a mí,
y cuando sientes el chosto así,
te da ataques de epilepsy.
Con el dedo loco y mi pájaro coco,
eternamiente muy ties OH!!!
Los juguetes que uses nada más no abuses que es
delicado mi niñez OH!!!
A la hora de la hora, en la hora cuchi-cuchi,
dónde se te va esa cara de fuchi?
No, que no, que no, que muy cooky,
guácala q' rico everybody fucky, fucky…
Pon tu cara de fuchi a la hora cuchi-cuchi, c'mon…
Guácala, guácala, q' rico
So nasty que espanta, pero cómo me encanta c'mon…
Guácala, guácala, q' rico
Yuck How Delicious
Where will the decent girls play,
the ones who read books and wear glasses,
who don't have crap in their minds,
know that the virgin doesn't exist.
Act all innocent
in front of your friends and relatives.
I don't believe you're innocent,
with that disgusted face you always carry.
Tell us what happened last night,
did you greet Jenny from the slums,
who left your skin so shiny,
and your teeth so white...
Put on your disgusted face at cuddle time, come on...
Yuck, yuck, how delicious
So nasty it scares, but how I love it, come on...
Yuck, yuck, how delicious
Yeah you're beautiful and your skin is soft
but them fingernails hurt so why don't you ease on off.
You got me dancing in bed like Baryshnikov,
and I'm a hate-fuck ya now because ya pissed me off...
Mami, you put the P in Sepsy,
you know how I like it,
and when you feel the chosto like that,
you have epilepsy attacks.
With the crazy finger and my coconut bird,
forever very stiff OH!!!
The toys you use just don't overdo it
my childhood is delicate OH!!!
When it's time, at cuddle time,
where does that disgusted face go?
No, not that, not that, very cooky,
yuck how delicious everybody fucky, fucky...
Put on your disgusted face at cuddle time, come on...
Yuck, yuck, how delicious
So nasty it scares, but how I love it, come on...
Yuck, yuck, how delicious
Escrita por: Randy Ebright