I'll do whatever it takes to be a Balboa girl
Alpha, Beta, Delta
Placenta, Zita, smegma, alfalfa
Hey, hey, hey girls, let's all look the same
And act really fucking stupid
'Cause they like us that way
Hey, hey, hey boys, let's go to the frat party
The theme's white people
Get your roofies ready!
Shoot their parent's money away
And act like assholes every day
Wanna take a stroll down Greek row?
Find the biggest pack of douchey football bros
Got their brand new polos on, yeah
Wanna spew a little on everyone
Wah, ooh
Hurl, hurl, hurl on sorority girls
I wanna spew, spew, spew on fraternity dudes
I wanna hurl, hurl, hurl on sorority girls
I wanna spew, spew, spew on fraternity dudes
I just wanna ruin their day in one particular way!
Wanna take a stroll down Greek row?
Find the biggest pack of brainless female drones
Got their brand new whatevers on, yeah
Wanna spew a little on everyone
Wah, ooh
Bla, ooh
Wah, ooh
Wanna, wanna spew on you (alpha-phalpha!)
Brainless fucking football dudes (Delta-trelta!)
I'm a little kangaroo (gamma-jamma!)
Wanna, wanna fart and puke and spew on you!