Brave Sir Robin
Bravely bold Sir Robin rode forth from Camelot.
He was not afraid to die, O brave Sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,
Brave, brave, brave, brave Sir Robin!
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp,
Or to have his eyes gouged out and his elbows broken,
To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away
And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin!
His head smashed in and his heart cut out
And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged
And his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off
And his pen--
Stop!!! That´s enough of music for now!
Brave Sir Robin ran away,
Bravely ran away, away.
When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled.
Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about
And gallantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet,
He beat a very brave retreat,
Bravest of the brave, Sir Robin.
He is packing it in and packing it up
And sneaking away and buggering up
And chickening out and pissing off home,
Yes, bravely he is throwing in the sponge.
Valiente Sir Robin
Valientemente audaz Sir Robin cabalgó desde Camelot.
No tenía miedo de morir, oh valiente Sir Robin.
No tenía en absoluto miedo de ser asesinado de formas desagradables,
Valiente, valiente, valiente, valiente Sir Robin.
No estaba en lo más mínimo asustado de ser convertido en pulpa,
O de que le sacaran los ojos y le rompieran los codos,
De que le partieran las rodillas y su cuerpo se quemara
Y sus miembros todos cortados y destrozados, valiente Sir Robin!
Su cabeza destrozada y su corazón arrancado
Y su hígado removido y sus intestinos desenchufados
Y sus fosas nasales violadas y su trasero quemado
Y su pen--
¡Alto! ¡Eso es suficiente de música por ahora!
Valiente Sir Robin huyó,
Valientemente huyó, huyó.
Cuando el peligro mostró su fea cabeza, él valientemente dio la vuelta y huyó.
Sí, valiente Sir Robin se dio la vuelta
Y gallardamente, se rajó. Valientemente poniéndose de pie,
Hizo una retirada muy valiente,
El más valiente de los valientes, Sir Robin.
Él está recogiéndolo todo y empacándolo
Y escapando furtivamente y arruinándolo todo
Y rajándose y largándose a casa,
Sí, valientemente está tirando la toalla.