King Leer
Your boyfriend, he
Went down on one knee
Well, could it be
He's only got one knee?
I tried to surprise you
With Vodka
Or Tizer
I can't quite quite remember
But you didn't thank me
You didn't even thank me
Because you never do
Your boyfriend, he
Has the gift of the gab
Or, could it be
The gift of the grab?
I tried to surprise you
I lay down beside you
And ... nothing much happened
And you didn't phone me
You didn't even phone me
Because it's not your style
To dial
Your boyfriend, he
Has displayed to me
More than just a
Real hint of cruelty
I tried to surprise you
I crept up behind you
With a homeless chihuahua
You gushed for an hour
You handed him back and you said
You'll never guess, I'm bored now
Rey Lector
Tu novio, él
Se arrodilló
Bueno, ¿podría ser
Que solo tiene una rodilla?
Intenté sorprenderte
Con Vodka
O Tizer
No puedo recordar bien
Pero no me agradeciste
Ni siquiera me agradeciste
Porque nunca lo haces
Tu novio, él
Tiene el don de la palabra
O, ¿podría ser
El don de la toma?
Intenté sorprenderte
Me acosté a tu lado
Y... no pasó mucho
Y no me llamaste
Ni siquiera me llamaste
Porque no es tu estilo
Marcar
Tu novio, él
Me ha mostrado
Más que solo un
Verdadero toque de crueldad
Intenté sorprenderte
Me acerqué por detrás
Con un chihuahua sin hogar
Te emocionaste durante una hora
Lo devolviste y dijiste
Nunca adivinarás, estoy aburrida ahora
Escrita por: Morrissey / Mark E. Nevin