I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you
I hope you're ready for me
I got an axe handle pistol
On a graveyard frame
That shoot tombstone bullets
Wearin' balls and chain
I'm drinkin' TNT
I'm smokin' dynamite
I hope some screwball
Start a fight
'Cause I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
I'm ready for you
I hope you're ready for me
All you pretty little chicks
With your pretty little hair
I know you feels
Like I ain't nowhere
But stop what your doin'
Baby, come over here
I'll prove to you baby
That I ain't no square
Because I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you
I hope you're ready for me
I been drinkin' gin
Like never before
I feel so good
I want you to know
One more drink
I wish you would
I takes a whole lotta lovin'
To make me feel good
'Cause I'm ready
Ready as anybody can be
Now I'm ready for you
I hope you're ready for me