Fortnite
Eres medio ojete (la verdad) conmigo
Odio que no me dejes (no me dejas) ir a ver el partido
Con los homies (los panas), ya había comprado la cheve y sabritones
Ahora qué van a decir, se van a burlar de mí
Hoy jugaba nuestro equipo favorito (pinche golazo, wey)
Y fuiste tú la que quiso más (wuju-juju-jú)
Tú decidiste que no somos nada (wuju-juju-jú)
Y fuiste tú la que quiso más (wuju-juju-jú)
No me vengas con esas mamadas
Ya no te–, ya no te–, ya no te–, ya no te–, ya no te llamo
(Yeah, what?)
Y aunque respiro y me duermo, me sigo sintiendo del ano
(Díselo, díselo)
Si no me–, si no me–, si no me–, si no me–, si no me extrañas
Dímelo ahorita, que ya me cansaron las pinches migrañas (prr, prr)
Ya no me divierte el fortnite con mis homies
(Ni el pinche fortnite puedo jugar, wey)
Mi mente ya no duerme acostadito solis
Y fuiste tú la que quiso más (wuju-juju-jú)
Tú decidiste que no somos nada (wuju-juju-jú)
Y fuiste tú la que quiso más (wuju-juju-jú)
No me vengas con esas mamadas
Y es que tú estás tan mal, te molestan las fans
¿Qué le cuento a tu mamá
Cuando pregunte cómo fue este fin de sema?
Si no me dejas ni salir porque me celas
A las fans, a mis amigas, a mis primas y maestras
No salía de mi casa, esto ya era una cuarentena
No me crees ni cuando visito a mi abuela
¿Y ella qué tiene que ver?
Quiere ver a su nietito que es famoso en internet, eso dice
Te mando una selfie con algo del refri para que te tranquilices
Llama al celular, no voy a contestar, estoy jugando al fortnite
Ah, chinga', así ni se dice, güe'
¿No mames?
Es que, wey, es fortnite
No mames, ya se la mandé al nsqk, wey
Fortnite
You're kind of a jerk (truth be told) with me
I hate that you don't let me (you don't let me) go watch the game
With the guys (the buddies), I had already bought the beer and chips
Now what are they going to say, they're going to make fun of me
Today our favorite team was playing (damn great goal, dude)
And it was you who wanted more (woo-hoo-hoo)
You decided we're nothing (woo-hoo-hoo)
And it was you who wanted more (woo-hoo-hoo)
Don't come at me with that bullshit
I don't call you anymore
(Yeah, what?)
And even though I breathe and fall asleep, I still feel like shit
(Tell 'em, tell 'em)
If you don't miss me
Tell me right now, I'm tired of these damn migraines (prr, prr)
I don't enjoy playing fortnite with my buddies anymore
(Can't even play damn fortnite, dude)
My mind doesn't sleep peacefully anymore
And it was you who wanted more (woo-hoo-hoo)
You decided we're nothing (woo-hoo-hoo)
And it was you who wanted more (woo-hoo-hoo)
Don't come at me with that bullshit
You're so messed up, you're bothered by the fans
What do I tell your mom
When she asks how this weekend was?
If you don't let me go out because you're jealous
Of the fans, my friends, my cousins, and teachers
I didn't leave my house, it was like a quarantine
You don't even believe me when I visit my grandma
And what does she have to do with this?
She wants to see her famous internet grandson, that's what she says
I'll send you a selfie with something from the fridge to calm you down
Call my phone, I won't answer, I'm playing fortnite
Ah, damn, that's not how you say it, dude
Are you kidding me?
It's just, dude, it's fortnite
Don't mess around, I already sent it to the nsqk, dude