Kung Pao Buckaroo Holiday
Well it's a Kung Pao Buckaroo holiday
Whatever you do watch what you say
If you're easily offended well that's ok
It's a completely non-offensive
And politically correct holiday
Fiesta del Vaquero Kung Pao
Es una fiesta del Vaquero Kung Pao
Lo que sea que hagas, cuida lo que dices
Si te ofendes fácilmente, bueno, está bien
Es una fiesta completamente no ofensiva
Y políticamente correcta
Escrita por: Brad Paisley / Frank Rogers