ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE
Voy a contarles
La historia de un pequeño
Que siempre soñó ser grande
Que tuvo miedo de arriesgarse y lanzarse
Pero hubo un día que el destino cambió
Y su vida volteó
Se volvió infantil
Un payaso para la gente hacer reír
Y una máscara para así ocultar
La cara que no quiere mostrar
No sabes cantar
(Cantar)
Que te gusta exagerar
(Exagerar)
Fácil pa' llorar
Solo lástima nos das
Que no sabes actuar
Que hablas pura mierda
Que no sirves pa' na
Solo para cobrar
Lo empezaron a ver más personas
Su mejor amigo era dólar
La fama lo controla
(No, no, no, no, no, no)
Tuvo que fingir amores pa’ conseguir
Llegar al top ranking de la hot list
Bromas falsas en tendencia
Para que lo vean
Y ahora todos lo detestan
Por andar en esas
Bromas falsas en tendencia
Que yo, que yo
Que soy malo, bien pendejo
Y hago lo que yo quiero
¿Por qué?
No sabes cantar
(Finges al hablar, lo sé)
Que te gusta exagerar
Fácil pa' llorar
Solo lástima nos das
Que no sabes actuar
Que hablas pura mierda
(Pura mierda)
Que no sirves pa' na
(Asco tú me das)
Solo para cobrar
Sin autotune, por favor
¿Pensaste que iba a cantar así?
Pues no, escucha
Dime si crees en todo lo que dicen
O te molestan que vengan con chismes
Tú sabes bien que te duele
(Tú lo sabes)
Tú sabes bien que te mientes
Te gusta llevar la contraria
En Yolo Aventuras tú ya no das gracia
Tú no eres Panda
Muestra tu cara, deja ya de hacernos trampa
No sabes cantar
(¿Cuándo vas a madurar? Bobo)
Que te gusta exagerar
Fácil pa' llorar
Solo lástima nos das
Que no sabes actuar
Que hablas pura mierda
(Un niño rata más)
Que no sirves pa' na
(Asco tú me das)
Solo para cobrar
Bromas falsas en tendencia
Y ahora todos lo detestan
Bromas falsas en tendencia
Y ahora todos lo detestan
Panda de la maldad
ROAST YOURSELF CHALLENGE
I'm going to tell you
The story of a little one
Who always dreamed of being big
Who was afraid to take risks and jump
But one day destiny changed
And his life turned around
He became childish
A clown to make people laugh
And a mask to hide
The face he doesn't want to show
You can't sing
(Sing)
You like to exaggerate
(Exaggerate)
Easy to cry
You only give us pity
You can't act
You talk pure shit
You're good for nothing
Just to get paid
More people started to see him
His best friend was the dollar
Fame controls him
(No, no, no, no, no, no)
He had to fake loves to get
To the top ranking of the hot list
Fake jokes trending
So they can see him
And now everyone hates him
For being in those
Fake jokes trending
That I, that I
That I'm bad, really stupid
And I do what I want
Why?
You can't sing
(You fake when you talk, I know)
You like to exaggerate
Easy to cry
You only give us pity
You can't act
You talk pure shit
(Pure shit)
You're good for nothing
(You disgust me)
Just to get paid
No autotune, please
Did you think I was going to sing like that?
Well, no, listen
Tell me if you believe everything they say
Or if it bothers you when they come with gossip
You know well that it hurts you
(You know it)
You know well that you lie to yourself
You like to contradict
In Yolo Adventures you no longer bring joy
You're not Panda
Show your face, stop cheating us
You can't sing
(When are you going to grow up? Fool)
You like to exaggerate
Easy to cry
You only give us pity
You can't act
You talk pure shit
(Just another rat kid)
You're good for nothing
(You disgust me)
Just to get paid
Fake jokes trending
And now everyone hates him
Fake jokes trending
And now everyone hates him
Panda of evil