Taco Placero
Pero que estupido fuiste
Resultaste poco hombre
Mira que hablar de una dama
Eso si no tiene nombre
Yo deberia callarme tal como lo hace una dama
Pero ahora van a enterarse
Que eres un fiasco en la cama
Yo tan mal acostumbrada a cenas tan suculentas
Yo me esperaba esa noche una merienda completa
Y resultaste en el ruedo el peor de los toreros
Esa cenita contigo me supo a taco placero
Me estás oyendo inútil
Me supiste a taco placero, pero insípido
Sin chile y sin sal
Yo deberia callarme tal como lo hace una dama
Pero ahora van a enterarse
Que eres un fiasco en la cama
Yo tan mal acostumbrada a cenas tan suculentas
Yo me esperaba esa noche una merienda completa
Y resultaste en el ruedo el peor de los toreros
Esa cenita contigo me supo a taco placero
Taco Platter
But how stupid you were
You turned out to be less than a man
Look, talking about a lady
That really has no name
I should keep quiet like a lady does
But now they're gonna find out
That you're a total flop in bed
I was so used to such delicious dinners
I expected a full feast that night
And you turned out to be the worst of the bullfighters
That little dinner with you tasted like a taco platter
Are you hearing me, useless?
You tasted like a taco platter, but bland
Without spice and without salt
I should keep quiet like a lady does
But now they're gonna find out
That you're a total flop in bed
I was so used to such delicious dinners
I expected a full feast that night
And you turned out to be the worst of the bullfighters
That little dinner with you tasted like a taco platter