Mi Vecinita
Mi vecinita, la de nariz achatada
El cirujano ya se la hizo respingada
Doña fulana, la robusta, la llenita
Con una lipo ya quedó bien delgadita
Ya perengana ya se mira diferente
Se puso bótox en los labios y en la frente
Doña Gertrudis hoy anda estrenando bubis
A doña Tacha ya le agrandaron las nachas
Haciendo cuentas, hoy se logra casi todo
Solo hace falta tener plata y tener oro
Ya saqué la conclusión
Yo sé por qué se los digo
No existen mujeres feas
Solo hay maridos jodidos
No hay mujer fea
Solo hay maridos jodidos (eh)
No hay mujer fea
Solo hay maridos jodidos (eh)
Mi vecinita, la de nariz achatada
El cirujano ya se la hizo respingada
Doña fulana, la robusta, la llenita
Con una lipo ya quedó bien delgadita
Ya perengana ya se mira diferente
Se puso bótox en los labios y en la frente
Doña Gertrudis hoy anda estrenando bubis
A doña Tacha ya le agrandaron las nachas
Haciendo cuentas, hoy se logra casi todo
Solo hace falta tener plata y tener oro
Ya saqué la conclusión
Yo sé por qué se los digo
No existen mujeres feas
Solo hay maridos jodidos
No hay mujer fea
Solo hay maridos jodidos (eh)
No hay mujer fea
Solo hay maridos jodidos (eh)
No hay mujer fea
Solo hay maridos jodidos
My Dear Neighbor
My dear neighbor, she with the flat nose
Her surgeon has made it perky
Miss so-and-so, the thick one, the full one
She's now quite thin with one liposuction
So-and-so now looks different
She got botox in her lips and forehead
Miss gertrude is unveiling her new boobs today
Miss tasha has already gotten a butt lift
Thinking about it, today almost anything can be achieved
All you have to have is cash and gold
I've now reached the conclusion
I know why I'm telling you this
No ugly women exist
There are only fucked-up husbands
No woman is ugly
There are only fucked-up husbands (eh)
No woman is ugly
There are only fucked-up husbands (eh)
My dear neighbor, she with the flat nose
Her surgeon has made it perky
Miss so-and-so, the thick one, the full one
She's now quite thin with one liposuction
Already so-and-so is looking different
She got botox in her lips and forehead
Miss gertrude is unveiling her new boobs today
Miss tasha has already gotten a butt lift
Thinking about it, today almost anything can be achieved
All you have to have is cash and gold
I've now reached the conclusion
I know why I'm telling you this
No ugly women exist
There are only fucked-up husbands
No woman is ugly
There are only fucked-up husbands (eh)
No woman is ugly
There are only fucked-up husbands (eh)
No woman is ugly
There are only fucked-up husbands
Escrita por: Vladimir Felix, Egbert Rosa, Orlando Javier Valle Vega, Edwin F. Vazquez, Rafael A. Pina Nieves, David Rafael Durán Romero "Duran The Coach"