Resultó Vegetariano
Pero que bonito hablas, eres un adulador
Reconozco que te sobra, labia de conquistador
Para chulear a una dama tienes la frase perfecta
Es difícil resistirse a tus versos de poeta
Me gustaste a la primera, te lo debo confesar
Casi me quito la ropa solo con oírte hablar
Me abandone a tus caprichos, ya eras tú mi hombre ideal
Pero al estar en tu alcoba, comenzó mi realidad
El tigre aquel que pensaba que desgarraría mis ropas
Que me comería completa, resultó ser un gatito
Con las uñitas cortadas, una triste marioneta
Se te acabaron las fuerzas, se te bajó la mirada
No pasó nada de nada
Y yo me quede esa noche como la novia de rancho
Vestida y alborotada
Para salvar el momento, abrí la carniceria
Yo quise hecharte una mano, pero el maldito gatito
Ese que llevas por dentro, resultó vegetariano
El tigre aquel que pensaba que desgarraría mis ropas
Que me comería completa, resultó ser un gatito
Con las uñitas cortadas, una triste marioneta
Se te acabaron las fuerzas, se te bajó la mirada
No pasó nada de nada
Y yo me quede esa noche como la novia de rancho
Vestida y alborotada
Para salvar el momento, abrí la carniceria
Yo quise hecharte una mano, pero el malvado gatito
Ese que llevas por dentro resultó vegetariano
He Turned Out To Be Vegetarian
You speak so beautifully, you're such a flatterer
I see you have plenty of the smooth talk of a conqueror
You have the perfect phrase to flatter a lady
It's hard to resist your poetic verses
I liked you from the first time, I have to confess
I almost took my clothes off just from hearing you speak
I surrendered to your whims, you were already my ideal man
But when I was in your bedroom, my reality began
That tiger, that I thought would tear my clothes apart
That would eat me alive, turned out to be a kitten
With little claws trimmed short, a sad puppet
Your strength ran out, your gaze fell
Nothing at all happened
And I stayed that night like the ranch girlfriend
Dressed up and ready to go
To save the day, I opened the butcher shop
I wanted to lend you a hand, but that damn kitten
The one you carry inside, turned out to be vegetarian
That tiger, that I thought would tear my clothes apart
That would eat me alive, turned out to be a kitten
With its little nails cut short, a sad puppet
Your strength ran out, your gaze fell
Nothing at all happened
And I stayed that night like the ranch girlfriend
Dressed up and ready to go
To save the day, I opened the butcher shop
I wanted to lend you a hand, but the wicked kitten
The one you carry inside turned out to be vegetarian