Artemisa (Destripando La Historia)
Hola, jóvenes punkarras
Bienvenidos a Destripando la Historia, con Pascu y Rodri
Hoy os traemos la historia de la diosa Artemisa
En medio del mar hay una mujer
Que intenta parir dos lindos bebés
Primero, Artemisa al mundo llegó
Después vino Apolo y ella le ayudó
Esta Artemisa va a poner el mundo al revés
Es muy valiente, fuerte y pasa de la gente
9 deseos, Zeus, su padre, le concedió
Y con su arco y perro se entrenó
Su destreza en la caza es tan superior
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
Tiene fans y sirvientes, son un montón
Eh, eh, eh, eh
Una reina de su mamá se burló
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
Junto con Apolo a todos sus hijos se cargó
Y la palmó
Dos tipos enormes se quieren ligar
A Artemisa y eso no va a pasar
En forma de cierva les logra engañar
Se dieron un golpe al intentarle dar
No la provoques, que tu culo puede acabar
Atravesado o devorado por tu perro
Si no eres pura no podrás entrar en su clan
Como te encuentre un ligue vas a flipar
A su amiga de siempre Zeus engañó
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
Suplantando a Artemisa la embarazó
Eh, eh, eh, eh
Por traidora en osa la transformó
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
Pero Zeus por pena a las estrellas la mandó y la salvó
Si no das tributo, maldición
Te ríes de ella, maldición
Decir que cazando eres mejor
Lo has adivinado: ¡Toca maldición!
Ser la hijastra de Hera es lo peor
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
Contra ella en Troya se enfrentó
Eh, eh, eh, eh
Artemisa te pisa sin compasión
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
Si entras en su bosque, no toques nada, por favor
¡O maldición!
Artemis (Unpacking History)
Hey, punk kids
Welcome to Unpacking History, with Pascu and Rodri
Today we bring you the story of the goddess Artemis
In the middle of the sea, there's a woman
Trying to give birth to two cute babies
First, Artemis came into the world
Then Apollo showed up, and she helped him out
This Artemis is gonna turn the world upside down
She's brave, strong, and doesn't give a damn about people
9 wishes, Zeus, her dad, granted her
And with her bow and dog, she trained hard
Her hunting skills are off the charts
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
She’s got fans and servants, a whole bunch
Eh, eh, eh, eh
A queen mocked her mom
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
Along with Apollo, she took out all her kids
And she kicked the bucket
Two huge guys want to hook up
With Artemis, and that ain't gonna happen
In the form of a deer, she tricks them good
They hit each other trying to catch her
Don't provoke her, or your ass might end up
Pierced or devoured by her dog
If you're not pure, you can't join her crew
If she catches you flirting, you're gonna freak out
She tricked her lifelong friend, Zeus
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
Impersonating Artemis, he got her pregnant
Eh, eh, eh, eh
For being a traitor, he turned her into a bear
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
But out of pity, Zeus sent her to the stars and saved her
If you don't pay tribute, curse you
You laugh at her, curse you
Saying you're better at hunting
You guessed it: curse you!
Being Hera's stepdaughter is the worst
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
She faced off against her in Troy
Eh, eh, eh, eh
Artemis will stomp you without mercy
Ooh, oh, ooh, oh, oh, ooh
If you enter her forest, don't touch anything, please
Or curse you!