Baldur (Destripando La Historia)
¡Hola, sucios hippies!
Bienvenidos a Destripando la Historia, con Pascu y Rodri
Hoy, os vamos a contar la trágica historia de Baldur
Tiene largos bigotes
Un pelazo ideal con flores
Él no quiere follones
Un ser de luz y de amor
Su poder es ser bonito y cool
Tiene pesadillas chungas, uuh
Su papá se preocupa
Al infierno se va y pregunta
La respuesta le asusta
Baldur la va a palmar
Al mundo obligó a jurar a Baldur no dañar
Se piensan que ya es inmortal
Loki sabe que una planta no juró
Engañando a un ciego a Baldur se cargó
(Oye, tu, el ciego, lanza esta flecha envuelta en muerdago y lanzasela a Baldur ¡ya veras que risa!)
Se cargaron al ciego
Baldur tuvo un dramón de entierro
Bajarán al infierno
Para intentarle sacar
En el reino de Hela, intentan negociar
Para que Baldur vuelva todos le han de llorar
Un Jotun se resistió, por Baldur no lloró
Y todo este plan se torció
Se ha quedado muerto y ya no volverá
Por capullo a Loki le castigarán
(¡Loki, yo te condeno y a una piedra te encadeno!)
Oh-oh, ooh, ohoh ooh
Ooh, oh-oh, ooh-ooh
Oh-oh, ooh, ohoh ooh
Ooh, oh-oh, ooh-ooh
Cuando acabe la guerra
Baldur y Hodr se harán colegas
Cuidarán de la tierra
Junto a los hijos de Thor
Baldur (Gutting History)
Hello, dirty hippies!
Welcome to Unraveling History, with Pascu and Rodri
Today, we are going to tell you the tragic story of Baldur
He has long mustaches
An ideal hairstyle with flowers
He doesn't want any trouble
A being of light and love
His power is to be pretty and cool
He has bad nightmares, uuh
His dad worries
He goes to hell and asks
The answer scares him
Baldur is going to die
The world was forced to swear Baldur not to harm
They think he is already immortal
Loki knows that a plant did not swear
By tricking a blind man, Baldur was killed
(Hey, you blind man, throw this arrow wrapped in mistletoe and throw it at Baldur, you'll see how funny it is!)
They killed the blind man
Baldur had a big funeral drama
They will go down to hell
To try to get him out
In Hela's kingdom, they try to negotiate
For Baldur to return, everyone must mourn him
A Jotun resisted, for Baldur he did not cry
And this whole plan went wrong
He has died and will never return
Loki will be punished for being an idiot
(Loki, I condemn you and chain you with a stone!)
Oh-oh, ooh, ohoh ooh
Ooh, oh-oh, ooh-ooh
Oh-oh, ooh, ohoh ooh
Ooh, oh-oh, ooh-ooh
When the war is over
Baldur and Hodr will become friends
They will take care of the land
Along with the sons of Thor