Horus (Destripando La Historia)
Hola, amantes de la salsa
Bienvenidos a Destripando la Historia con Pascutamón III y Rodrimhotep II
Hoy, os traemos al Dios halcón, Horus
Milagro, un niño nació
Su padre es un fiambre y a su madre embarazó
Con ansia, Seth le buscó
Su tío, el raro, que a su padre se cargó
Un cocodrilo le intentó matar
Fue bendecido, ahora tiene el poder de Ra
Quiere ser rey de Egipto, a Seth machacar
Mujeres escorpión conquistarán su corazón
Es Horus
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
Es Horus
Yе-ye-ye-ye-yеah
Su tío Seth le retó
En forma de hipopótamo a aguantar la respiración
¡Oh, no! Su madre llegó
Con un arpón, a Seth las nalgas le pinchó
Seth a su casa le invitó a cenar
Kebab con salsa caducada muy especial
Horus por ahí no pasa, la logró apartar
En una hoja la untó y luego Seth se la comió
Su salsa
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
No es salsa
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
Una carrera, la prueba final
Con barcas hechas de una piedra espectacular
Pero una de madera, Horus va a pintar
A Seth él derrotó y todo Egipto gobernó
Rey Horus
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
Es Horus
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
Horus (Gutting History)
Hello, salsa lovers
Welcome to Gutting History with Pascutamón III and Rodrimhotep II
Today, we bring you the falcon God, Horus
Miracle, a child was born
His father is a corpse and impregnated his mother
Anxiously, Seth searched for him
His weird uncle, who killed his father
A crocodile tried to kill him
He was blessed, now he has the power of Ra
He wants to be the king of Egypt, crush Seth
Scorpion women will conquer his heart
It's Horus
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
It's Horus
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
His uncle Seth challenged him
In the form of a hippopotamus to hold his breath
Oh no! His mother arrived
With a harpoon, she pierced Seth's buttocks
Seth invited him to dinner at his house
Kebab with very special expired sauce
Horus didn't fall for it, he managed to avoid it
He spread it on a leaf and then Seth ate it
His sauce
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
It's not sauce
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
A race, the final test
With boats made of a spectacular stone
But one made of wood, Horus will paint
He defeated Seth and ruled all of Egypt
King Horus
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
It's Horus
Ye-ye-ye-ye-yeah
Escrita por: Rodrigo Septién / Álvaro Pascual Santamera