Thanos (Destripando La Historia)
¡Hola, surferos cósmicos!
¡Bienvenidos a destripando la historia
Con pascu y rodri!
Hoy os traemos la historia del
Titan loco thanos
Un eterno que nació en la Luna de titán
Tiene un síndrome muy raro
Su piel es color morado
Vive un tanto marginado y lo pasa mal
Y a sus padres y a su hermano
Les da un poco igual
Viviseccionó a su madre, vaya cara dura
(El titan más loco)
Se enamora de la muerte que le enseña artes oscuras
(Más fuerte que un oso)
Para impresionarla se le ocurren mil locuras
(Listo y peligroso)
Como masacrar a todo su planeta
(No le gusta su planeta)
Thanos oh oh oh oh
El más fuerte y resistente
Si le ves echa a correr
Porque él es thanos oh oh oh oh
Ni su padre ni su hermano
Pudieron pararlo
Con mucho sigilo en la tierra aterrizó
Una familia le vio
Y a los tres se los cargo
El espíritu del padre
Ahora es drax el destructor
Thanos ha venido
A por el cubo cósmico
Busca utilizarlo como prueba de su amor
(El quiere su cubo)
Pero entonces le detiene un grupito muy molón
(Pará verse rudo)
Esto a la muerte le causo gran decepción
(Le han dado en el culo)
Que por cierto está liándose con deadpool
(Encontrándose con deadpool)
Thanos oh oh oh oh
Pobrecito está metido
En un triángulo amoroso
Pobre thanos oh oh oh oh
Pero tiene nuevos planes para remediarlo
Con las gemas del infinito me
Las pongo en un guantecito
Cría a una niña como su
Asesina personal (gamora)
Y se va a buscar las gemas del infinito
Unas de las gemas la tenía adam warlock
(Encontrar las gemas)
Tiene un yo alternativo y debe derrotarlo
(Reventar estrellas)
Thanos es un tío legal intenta ayudarlo
(Esa es su meta)
Pero en el fondo tiene un plan mal va do
(Ha trazado un plan malvado)
Thanos oh oh oh oh
Quiere hacerse un guantelete
Y enrollarse con la muerte
Él es thanos oh oh oh oh
Un villano ultramazado de color morado
Thanos (Unraveling History)
Hello, cosmic surfers!
Welcome to Unraveling History
With Easter and Rodri!
Today we bring you the story of
mad titan thanos
An eternal who was born on the moon of titan
He has a very rare syndrome
His skin is purple
He lives somewhat marginalized and has a bad time
And to his parents and his brother
They don't really care
He vivisected his mother, what nerve
(The craziest titan)
He falls in love with death who teaches him dark arts
(Stronger than a bear)
To impress her, he comes up with a thousand crazy ideas
(Ready and dangerous)
How to massacre your entire planet
(He doesn't like his planet)
Thanos oh oh oh
The strongest and most resistant
If you see him, run away
Because he is thanos oh oh oh oh
Neither his father nor his brother
They were able to stop it
Very stealthily he landed on the ground
A family saw him
And he charged all three of them
The spirit of the father
Now it's Drax the Destroyer
Thanos has come
Going for the cosmic cube
He seeks to use it as proof of his love
(He wants his bucket)
But then he is stopped by a very cool little group
(To look tough)
This caused great disappointment to death
(They gave him in the ass)
Who by the way is hooking up with Deadpool
(Meeting Deadpool)
Thanos oh oh oh
Poor thing is in trouble
In a love triangle
Poor Thanos oh oh oh oh
But he has new plans to remedy it
With the infinity gems I
I put them in a little glove
Raise a girl like her own
Personal assassin (gamora)
And he goes to look for the infinity gems
One of the gems was owned by Adam Warlock
(Find the gems)
He has an alternate self and must defeat it
(Burst stars)
Thanos is a cool guy trying to help him
(That is your goal)
But deep down he has a plan that goes wrong
(He has hatched an evil plan)
Thanos oh oh oh
He wants to make a gauntlet
And roll with death
He is thanos oh oh oh oh
An ultra-massive purple villain
Escrita por: Álvaro Pascual Santamera / Rodrigo Septién