Thor (Destripando La Historia)
Hola hijos del trueno
Bienvenidos a destripando la historia con Pascu y Rodri
Hoy os vamos a hablar del mito del Dios Thor
Largos cabellos
Poder colosal
Su barba rojiza
Es un Dios del metal
Thor Dios del trueno
De la humanidad
Odin es su padre
Y vive en asgard
Su destino es morir en ragnarok
Dando muerte a Jörmungander
Tiene dos cabras
Que viajan con el
Las come y resucita
Usando su poder
Con su martillo no puede fallar
Y más de una vez
Se a dejado engañar
Un gigante una vez se lo robo
Loki y Thor id a encontrarlo
(Vamos)
Se vistieron de novia y criada
Para así al gigante engañar
Y en la recepción se come un buey
Haciendo sospechar al rey
No creo que seas mujer
Tranquilo gran señor
Es que esta un poco ansiosa por la boda
Bueno
Si son cosas suyas
Casémonos
Sujeta este martillo que le robe a thor
¿Se lo robaste a thor?
Si
Pues tiene gracia
Por que yo soy
Thor
Nadie me roba mi martillo
Junto con loki
Más viajes realizo
Marchan a Jötunheim
Para sembrar terror
Udgarda les recibe
Si nos queréis zurrar
Tenéis que demostrar que vuestra fama es real
Loki fue derrotado en ver quien comía más
Thor intentó beberse un cuerno de cerveza que no acababa nunca
Le retaron a levantar a un gato pero solo pudo con una pata
Y se enfrentó a una vieja a la que no pudo ni mover
Derrotados regresan a su hogar
Pero udgarda les detiene
Dioses me habéis sorprendido
Os e intentado engañar
Con mi magia todo lo cambie
Con gran poder os enfrente
Oídme y lo explicare
Loki lucho contra el fuego
Thor casi se bebe el mar
Ese gato es Jörmungarder
Y la vieja es la muerte
Maldito te voy a matar
Te revienthor
Donde narices se ha metido
Tío no te vuelvas loki
Quedan miles de historias sobre thor
Que no caben en esta canción
Si sufres de ataques violentos
Recuerda que tu no eres Thor
El es un Dios
Y tu no
Toma tu medicación
Thor (Gutting History)
Hello sons of thunder
Welcome to gutting history with Pascu and Rodri
Today we are going to talk about the myth of the God Thor
Long hair
Colossal power
His reddish beard
He is a God of metal
Thor God of thunder
Of humanity
Odin is his father
And lives in Asgard
His destiny is to die in Ragnarok
Killing Jörmungander
He has two goats
That travel with him
He eats them and resurrects
Using his power
With his hammer he cannot fail
And more than once
He has been deceived
A giant once stole it
Loki and Thor go to find it
(Let's go)
They dressed as bride and maid
To deceive the giant
And at the reception he eats an ox
Making the king suspicious
I don't think you are a woman
Calm down, great lord
She's just a little anxious about the wedding
Well
If it's your thing
Let's get married
Hold this hammer that I stole from Thor
Did you steal it from Thor?
Yes
Well, that's funny
Because I am
Thor
No one steals my hammer
Together with Loki
More journeys they made
They march to Jötunheim
To sow terror
Udgarda receives them
If you want to fight us
You have to prove that your fame is real
Loki was defeated in who could eat more
Thor tried to drink a horn of beer that never ended
He was challenged to lift a cat but could only with one paw
And he faced an old woman whom he couldn't even move
Defeated they return home
But Udgarda stops them
Gods, you have surprised me
I tried to deceive you
With my magic I changed everything
With great power I faced you
Hear me and I will explain
Loki fought against fire
Thor almost drank the sea
That cat is Jörmungarder
And the old woman is death
Damn you, I'm going to kill you
You're in trouble
Where the hell has he gone
Dude, don't turn into Loki
There are thousands of stories about Thor
That don't fit in this song
If you suffer from violent attacks
Remember that you are not Thor
He is a God
And you are not
Take your medication