Lavatory Lil
Look out for Lavatory Lil
(Look out for Lavatory Lil)
You think that she's a winner when she's cooking you dinner
But she's really moving in for the kill
Lavatory Lil
Watch out for Lavatory Lil
(Watch out for Lavatory Lil)
She says it's hunky-dory when she's telling you a story
But she really thinks you’re making her ill
Lavatory Lil
If you saw her coming at you, you'd could look the other way
But it isn't easy when she's rollin' in the hay
So much for Lavatory Lil
(So much for Lavatory Lil)
You think she's being friendly, but she's looking for a Bentley
And she'd rather go and swallow a pill
Lavatory Lil
If you saw that she was coming, you could get up off the track
But it isn't easy when she hits you in the back
That's it for Lavatory Lil
(That's it for Lavatory Lil)
She’s acting like a starlet, but she’s looking like a harlot
As she’s slowly heading over the hill
Lavatory Lil
Lavatory Lil
Lavatory Lil
Cuidado con Lavatory Lil
(Cuidado con Lavatory Lil)
Piensas que es una ganadora cuando te cocina la cena
Pero en realidad está planeando atacar
Lavatory Lil
Atención con Lavatory Lil
(Atención con Lavatory Lil)
Dice que todo está bien cuando te cuenta una historia
Pero en realidad piensa que la estás enfermando
Lavatory Lil
Si la vieras acercarse a ti, podrías mirar hacia otro lado
Pero no es fácil cuando está en pleno acto
Así que adiós para Lavatory Lil
(Adiós para Lavatory Lil)
Piensas que está siendo amigable, pero busca un Bentley
Y prefiere tragarse una pastilla
Lavatory Lil
Si vieras que se acerca, podrías apartarte del camino
Pero no es fácil cuando te golpea por la espalda
Eso es todo para Lavatory Lil
(Eso es todo para Lavatory Lil)
Ella actúa como una estrella, pero parece una mujerzuela
Mientras lentamente se dirige cuesta abajo
Lavatory Lil
Lavatory Lil