Penetration
Have you ever seen and idealist with grey hairs on his head
Or successful men that keep in touch with unsuccessful friends
You only think you did
I could have sworn I saw it too
But as it turns out
It was just a clever ad for cigarettes
'Cause if it isn't making dollars
Then it isn't making sense
If you aren't moving units
Then you're not worth the expense
If you really want to make it
You had best remember this
If it isn't penetration
The it isn't worth the kiss
We're so sorry sir
But you did not quite make the cut this time
And we'd appreciate it if you cleared you stuff on out by five
Don't take it personal
Everyone knows you did your best
If it makes it easier
You should look at it from our perspective
'Cause if it isn't making dollars
Then it isn't making sense
If you aren't moving units
Then you're not worth the expense
If you really want to make it
You had best remember this
If it isn't penetration
Then it isn't worth the kiss
Penetración
Alguna vez has visto a un idealista con canas en la cabeza
O a hombres exitosos que mantienen contacto con amigos sin éxito
Solo crees que lo hiciste
Podría haber jurado que yo también lo vi
Pero resulta
Que era solo un anuncio ingenioso de cigarrillos
Porque si no está generando dinero
Entonces no tiene sentido
Si no estás vendiendo unidades
Entonces no vales la pena
Si realmente quieres lograrlo
Es mejor que recuerdes esto
Si no es penetración
Entonces no vale el beso
Lo sentimos mucho señor
Pero esta vez no pasaste el corte
Y apreciaríamos si despejaras tus cosas antes de las cinco
No lo tomes personal
Todos saben que diste lo mejor de ti
Si te hace más fácil
Deberías verlo desde nuestra perspectiva
Porque si no está generando dinero
Entonces no tiene sentido
Si no estás vendiendo unidades
Entonces no vales la pena
Si realmente quieres lograrlo
Es mejor que recuerdes esto
Si no es penetración
Entonces no vale el beso
Escrita por: Casey Foubert