Te Coloniso
No amas a yisus, te coloniso
No hablas mi idioma, te coloniso
No eres un blanquito, te coloniso
Te coloniso, te coloniso
No amas a yisus, te coloniso
No hablas mi idioma, te coloniso
No eres un blanquito, te coloniso
Te coloniso, te coloniso
Soy cristóbal colón
Soy el puto amo y es que molo un montón
Soy navegante del reino de castilla
Te coloniso y te pongo de rodillas
Fernando, isa, escucha mi teoría
Hazme un favorcito, financia mi travesía
¿Cuántos esclavos me vas a traer?
Los que quepan en el barco
Entonces te doy tres
No amas a yisus, te coloniso
No hablas mi idioma, te coloniso
No eres un blanquito, te coloniso
Te coloniso, te coloniso
No amas a yisus, te coloniso
No hablas mi idioma, te coloniso
No eres un blanquito, te coloniso
Te coloniso, te coloniso
Vaya atracón de curry está por venir
¿Estás seguro de que la india es por aquí?
¿Qué? ¿desconfías de mí?
¡Te colo!
Me colonisa, que ya lo sé pesao, que me colonisa
A las 7 llegué a aquella playa
Y salí de ese barco que olía a cuadra
Estaba en las indias y la cosa cambiaba
Los indios me esperaban, el cristóbal llegaba
¿A quién llamas indio?
Calla, indio, o te coloniso
Ya, pero es que aquí no hay ningún indio
Tú te callas que tú eres indio, y esclavo, y Cristiano
¡Suh!
No amas a yisus, te coloniso
No hablas mi idioma, te coloniso
No eres un blanquito, te coloniso
Te coloniso, te coloniso
No amas a yisus, te coloniso
No hablas mi idioma, te coloniso
No eres un blanquito, te coloniso
Te coloniso, te coloniso
Mueve ése tubérculo
Culo, culo, tubérculo, culo
Tubérculo, culo, culo
Dame las patatas, dame las patatas
Tatas, tatas, dame las patatas
Descubriendo un nuevo mundo
Tu colón, te coloniso
Uso colonia
Número uno en continentes
Eh, hola, sí, perdona, bueno, soy erik el rojo
Y que lo de llegar a América ya lo hicimos los vikingos unos años atrás
Concretamente, 510 años antes que vosotros
Así que nada, escucha esto, flipao
No te mola la birra, te barbariso
No manejas el hacha, te barbariso
No eres pelirrojo, pos te tiño
Pos te tiño, pos te tiño
No te mola la birra, te barbariso
No manejas el hacha, te barbariso
No eres pelirrojo, pos te tiño
Pos te tiño, pos te tiño
Ñeñeñe, te tiño, te tiño
Anda, hombre. ¿tú tienes seguidores acaso?
¿Te han construido alguna estatua?
¿Tú tienes algún día festivo con tu nombre, o algo?
Anda, hombre, Erik el rojo
Ñeñeñe, te tiño, te tiño
¡Que te coloniso!
The Colonizer
You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing you
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing you
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing you
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing you
You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing you
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing you
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing you
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing you
I'm Christopher Columbus
I'm the fucking boss and I totally rock
I'm a navigator from the Kingdom of Castile
I'm colonizing you and putting you on your knees
Fernando, Isabella, listen to my theory
Do me a little favor, fund my journey
How many slaves are you gonna bring me?
As many as fit on the ship
Then I'll give you three
You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing you
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing you
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing you
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing you
You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing you
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing you
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing you
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing you
A huge curry feast is about to come
Are you sure India is this way?
What? You don't trust me?
I'm pulling your leg!
I'm colonizing you, I already know, you pest, I'm colonizing you
I arrived at that beach at 7
And stepped off that ship that smelled like a barn
I was in India and things were changing
The Indians were waiting for me, Christopher was arriving
Who are you calling an Indian?
Shut up, Indian, or I'll colonize you
Yeah, but there aren't any Indians here
You shut up, you're an Indian, a slave, and a Christian
Suh!
You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing you
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing you
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing you
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing you
You don't love Jesus, I'm colonizing you
You don't speak my language, I'm colonizing you
You're not a white boy, I'm colonizing you
I'm colonizing you, I'm colonizing you
Move that tuber
Ass, ass, tuber, ass
Tuber, ass, ass
Give me the potatoes, give me the potatoes
Tatas, tatas, give me the potatoes
Discovering a new world
Your Columbus, I'm colonizing you
I use cologne
Number one in continents
Eh, hello, yeah, sorry, well, I'm Erik the Red
And just so you know, we Vikings got to America years ago
Specifically, 510 years before you
So, listen to this, you loser
You don't like beer, I'm barbarizing you
You can't handle an axe, I'm barbarizing you
You're not a redhead, so I'll dye you
So I'll dye you, so I'll dye you
You don't like beer, I'm barbarizing you
You can't handle an axe, I'm barbarizing you
You're not a redhead, so I'll dye you
So I'll dye you, so I'll dye you
Nyeh nyeh, I'll dye you, I'll dye you
Come on, man. Do you have any followers?
Have they built you a statue?
Do you have a holiday named after you, or something?
Come on, man, Erik the Red
Nyeh nyeh, I'll dye you, I'll dye you
I'll colonize you!