Motherfucker
I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in the bed you little sprite
Your dad passed out in front of the TV
I swear to god dude, she came on me
She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her robe off then we went to town-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd like to spank her ass-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd help you with your math-
Motherfucker
She keeps a box of rubbers on the shelf
You were tucked in bed you little elf
She told me that your dad can't get it up
That ashtray that you made her really sucked
She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her robe off then we went to town-
Motherfucker
I sent her pictures into Beaver Hunt-
Motherfucker
You were tucked in bed you little runt-
Motherfucker
I went to your house real late last night
You were tucked in bed you little sprite
She told me that your dad can't get it up
That ashtray that you made her really sucked
She asked me if I minded going down-
Motherfucker
She pulled her panties off we went to town-
Motherfucker
She said that guy's not even your real dad-
Motherfucker
She asked me if I'd like to fuck your aunt-
Motherfucker
Hijueputa
Fui a tu casa muy tarde anoche
Estabas acurrucado en la cama, pequeño diablillo
Tu papá desmayado frente al televisor
Te juro por Dios, ella se me insinuó
Me preguntó si me importaba bajar -
Hijueputa
Se quitó el batón y luego nos fuimos de parranda -
Hijueputa
Me preguntó si me gustaría azotarle el trasero -
Hijueputa
Me preguntó si te podía ayudar con matemáticas -
Hijueputa
Ella guarda una caja de condones en el estante
Estabas acurrucado en la cama, pequeño duende
Me dijo que tu papá no puede levantarse
Ese cenicero que le hiciste realmente apesta
Me preguntó si me importaba bajar -
Hijueputa
Se quitó el batón y luego nos fuimos de parranda -
Hijueputa
Envié sus fotos a Beaver Hunt -
Hijueputa
Estabas acurrucado en la cama, pequeño mocoso -
Hijueputa
Fui a tu casa muy tarde anoche
Estabas acurrucado en la cama, pequeño diablillo
Me dijo que tu papá no puede levantarse
Ese cenicero que le hiciste realmente apesta
Me preguntó si me importaba bajar -
Hijueputa
Se quitó las bragas y nos fuimos de parranda -
Hijueputa
Dijo que ese tipo ni siquiera es tu verdadero papá -
Hijueputa
Me preguntó si me gustaría acostarme con tu tía -
Hijueputa