Con Las Manos En La Masa
Siempre que güervo a casa
me pillah en la cosina
to embadunnao d'harina
con las manos en la masa
-Chiquillo, no quiero platos finos
vengo der trabajo
y no m'apetese pato chino
a ver si m'aliñas
un gazpacho con su ajo y su pepino
Papas con arró, bonito con tomate
cochifrito, caldereta,
migas con chocolate,
sebolleta en vinagreta,
morteruelo (er qué?), lacón con grelos,
bacalao al pil pil...
...y un poquito perejil
-Chiquilla, que me he ido a unos cursillos
pa que comas bien!
-Eso ya lo sé, pero chiquillo...
-...¿Qué?
-Dame pepinillos, que yo los remojaré
con una copita de Ojén
-Permasa, vamoh aquí queh lo que pasa!
pero, ¿qué quiereh pa comé?
-Me sa quitao el hambre con la guasa...
-Poh vete al carajo!
-Calla y limpia la cosina
dándole con el estropajo!
Papas con arró, bonito con tomate
cochifrito, caldereta,
migas con chocolate,
sebolleta en vinagreta,
morteruelo (er qué?), lacón con grelos,
bacalao al pil pil...
...y un poquito perejil
Caught Red-Handed
Every time I come home
I get caught in the kitchen
All covered in flour
Caught red-handed
-Boy, I don't want fancy dishes
I come from work
and I don't feel like Chinese duck
let's see if you season me
a gazpacho with its garlic and cucumber
Potatoes with rice, tuna with tomato
fried pork, stew,
crumbs with chocolate,
onion in vinaigrette,
morteruelo (what?), lacón with turnip greens,
cod in pil pil sauce...
...and a little parsley
-Girl, I went to some cooking classes
so you can eat well!
-I already know that, but boy...
-...What?
-Give me pickles, I'll soak them
with a glass of Ojén
-Permasa, let's see what's going on here!
but, what do you want to eat?
-You've taken my hunger away with your jokes...
-Well, go to hell!
-Be quiet and clean the kitchen
scrubbing it with the scourer!
Potatoes with rice, tuna with tomato
fried pork, stew,
crumbs with chocolate,
onion in vinaigrette,
morteruelo (what?), lacón with turnip greens,
cod in pil pil sauce...
...and a little parsley