Old Yellowcake Breaking News
Murky flash floods of Yellowcake, Pitcairn's underground labyrinth:
Just last yesterday as grayish water from broken pipes created chest-deep floods of Pitcairn's underground labyrinth, (??) city of Old Yellowcake.
No repairs to the system could be made, as no one remembers how the ancient tunnels had been built.
The shopkeepers who were trying to navigate the mazing streets, which had quickly filled with chest-high sludge, never gave up.
Boats paddled pathetically down murky canals that yesterday were crowded market streets.
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Inundaciones turbias de Yellowcake, laberinto subterráneo de Pitcairn:
Justo ayer, cuando el agua grisácea de tuberías rotas creó inundaciones de pecho en el laberinto subterráneo de Pitcairn, (??) ciudad de Old Yellowcake.
No se pudieron hacer reparaciones al sistema, ya que nadie recuerda cómo se construyeron los antiguos túneles.
Los comerciantes que intentaban navegar por las calles laberínticas, que rápidamente se llenaron de lodo hasta el pecho, nunca se rindieron.
Botes remaban patéticamente por canales turbios que ayer eran concurridas calles de mercado.
Escrita por: Melora Creager