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Sex

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Sexo

Esto es dedicado para Sigmund Freud
Y Judith Butler, pa' que la meneen
Diles dillon

Se maquilla, ¡porque quiere sexo!
Se peina, ¡porque quiere sexo!
Se compra ropa, ¡porque quiere sexo!
Se perfuma, ¡porque quiere sexo!

Te pidió el telefono, ¡porque quiere sexo!
Se atrevió a hablarle, ¡porque quiere sexo!
Se pone nervioso, ¡porque quiere sexo!
Se conocieron, ¡porque querían sexo!

Te regaló chocolates y flores
Una pecera llena de peces de colores
Y trajo a los mejores mariachis de la plaza
Frente a tu casa
¡Porque quiere sexo!

Le escribió un poema, ¡porque quiere sexo!
Fueron al cine, ¡porque quieren sexo!
Y te sacó a bailar, ¡porque quiere sexo!
¡Nadie lo dice pero todos quieren sexo!

Blam, blam
What a bam-bam
Tu-pun-pun
Wiki, wiki
Rrra-ta-ta-ta-ta

Quiere ganar plata, porque quiere sexo
Se compro un auto, porque quiere sexo
Se puso a dieta, porque quiere sexo
Te invito a cenar, porque quiere sexo

Cuando te pregunta que signo eres
Aunque no sepa nada de astrología
¡Es porque quiere sexo!

Quiere ser intelectual, ¡porque quiere sexo!
Dice que lee libros, porque quiere sexo
Cuando en la primera cita te ríes de los chistes
Aunque no te den risa
No eres católico pero fuiste a la misa
Y aunque tenga un chancro en el labio
Le das un beso es porque quiere sexo!
¡Nadie lo dice pero todos quieren sexo!

Blam, blam
What a-bam-bam
Tu-pun-pun
Wiki-wiki
Rrra-ta-ta-ta-ta

Queremos sexo, no es juego
Desde que los monos descubrieron el fuego
No necesitábamos cama
Adán y Eva lo hicieron encima de una rama
Y se comieron la manzana
Y nació la raza humana

Y gritamos con entusiasmo
Y descubrimos los orgasmos
Nos inventamos los condones
Y todas las posiciones
Y descubrimos las orgías
La poligamia, la fantasía

Y aunque lo hagamos
Nunca lo hablamos
Todos los días lo pensamos
Nos da cosquilla hasta en los huesos
¡Nadie lo dice pero todos quieren sexo!

Blam, blam
What a-bam-bam
Tu-pun-pun
Wiki-wiki
Rrra-ta-ta-ta-ta

Sex

This is dedicated to Sigmund Freud
And Judith Butler, so they can shake it
Tell them dillon

She puts on makeup, because she wants sex!
She does her hair, because she wants sex!
She buys clothes, because she wants sex!
She puts on perfume, because she wants sex!

She asked for your number, because she wants sex!
She dared to talk to him, because she wants sex!
He gets nervous, because he wants sex!
They met, because they wanted sex!

He gave you chocolates and flowers
A fish tank full of colorful fish
And brought the best mariachis from the square
In front of your house
Because he wants sex!

He wrote her a poem, because he wants sex!
They went to the movies, because they want sex!
And he took you dancing, because he wants sex!
Nobody says it but everyone wants sex!

Blam, blam
What a bam-bam
Tu-pun-pun
Wiki, wiki
Rrra-ta-ta-ta-ta

He wants to make money, because he wants sex
He bought a car, because he wants sex
He went on a diet, because he wants sex
He invited you to dinner, because he wants sex

When he asks you what sign you are
Even if he knows nothing about astrology
It's because he wants sex!

He wants to be intellectual, because he wants sex!
He says he reads books, because he wants sex
When on the first date you laugh at his jokes
Even if they're not funny
You're not Catholic but you went to mass
And even if he has a sore on his lip
You give him a kiss because he wants sex!
Nobody says it but everyone wants sex!

Blam, blam
What a-bam-bam
Tu-pun-pun
Wiki-wiki
Rrra-ta-ta-ta-ta

We want sex, it's not a game
Since monkeys discovered fire
We didn't need a bed
Adam and Eve did it on a branch
And they ate the apple
And the human race was born

And we shout with enthusiasm
And we discover orgasms
We invented condoms
And all positions
And we discovered orgies
Polygamy, fantasy

And even if we do it
We never talk about it
We think about it every day
It tickles us to the bones
Nobody says it but everyone wants sex!

Blam, blam
What a-bam-bam
Tu-pun-pun
Wiki-wiki
Rrra-ta-ta-ta-ta

Escrita por: Rene Residente / Dillon Francis