Popotitos
Mi amor entero es de mi novia Popotitos
Sus piernas son como un par de carrisitos
Y cuando a las fiestas la llevo a bailar
Sus piernas flacas se parecen quebrar
Popotitos no es un primor
Pero baila que da pavor
A mi Popotitos yo le di mi amor
Popotitos baila rock'n roll
Y no la ves ni con la luz del sol
Es tan delgada que me hace pensar
Que en plena lluvia no se va a mojar
Popotitos no es un primor
Pero baila que da pavor
A mi Popotitos yo le di mi amor
Cuando hay aire fuerte
La parece volar
A miss universo nunca va a llegar
Con Popotitos me voy a casar
De ahí en adelante la voy a alimentar
Little Thighs
My whole heart belongs to my girl Little Thighs
Her legs are like a couple of little sticks
And when I take her to parties to dance
Her skinny legs look like they might break
Little Thighs isn't a beauty
But she dances like it’s terrifying
To my Little Thighs, I gave my love
Little Thighs dances rock 'n' roll
And you can't see her even in the sunlight
She's so thin it makes me think
That in the pouring rain, she won't get wet
Little Thighs isn't a beauty
But she dances like it’s terrifying
To my Little Thighs, I gave my love
When the wind blows strong
She looks like she might fly
She'll never make it to Miss Universe
But I'm gonna marry Little Thighs
From then on, I’ll take care of her