Ode To Lav Lav
Oh baby, I really hate to call you baby
I'd rather call you by your real name
Well, actually, I'd rather not talk to you at all
Oh baby, I'd rather be with Hermione
I know you're jealous of her, aren't you?
Well, actually, I don't care if you mind
Because Lavender Brown, you're going down
You may be hot, but Hermione's hotter
I'm the Gryffindor king, but you can't share my crown
Hermione's great, and the problem's you're not her
Oh baby, I know you're pretty fun to snog
But only snogging's kind of boring
And I'm sorta worried that you'll give me an STD
Oh baby, I hate the way you call me "won-won"
And the lame necklace you gave me
I'll be happier when you are gone
Because Lavender Brown, you're going down
You may be hot, but Hermione's hotter
I'm the Gryffindor king, but you can't share my crown
Hermione's great, and your problem's you're not her
So stop following me, stop giving me hickies
I'm sick of your face, and I'm not taking the mickey
Because Lavender Brown, you're going down
You may be hot, but Hermione's hotter
I'm the Gryffindor king, but you can't share my crown
Hermione's great, don't forget that you're not her
I love you, Hermione!!
Oda a Lav Lav
Oh nena, realmente odio llamarte nena
Prefiero llamarte por tu nombre real
Bueno, en realidad, preferiría no hablar contigo en absoluto
Oh nena, preferiría estar con Hermione
Sé que tienes celos de ella, ¿verdad?
Bueno, en realidad, no me importa si te molesta
Porque Lavender Brown, estás acabada
Puedes ser atractiva, pero Hermione es más atractiva
Soy el rey de Gryffindor, pero no puedes compartir mi corona
Hermione es genial, y el problema eres tú que no eres ella
Oh nena, sé que eres bastante divertida para besar
Pero solo besar es un poco aburrido
Y me preocupa que me contagies una ETS
Oh nena, odio la forma en que me llamas