Pizzería (Parodia de LALISA - Lisa)
Hola mamá
¿Con quien desea hablar?
Mhmh, aja
50 pa' llevar
Que más, ajá
La Pepsi y una light
Okay, ya va
Un gusto, see u back
La lalara la lalara
La lalara la lalara (what's your name? What's your name?)
La lalara la lalara
La lalara la lalara (what's your name? What's your name?)
Un restaurante inauguraré
Las pizzas venden, okey lo haré
Burn burn burn
Pero no a quemarlas que luego no se vende
Sip sip, que le ofrezco yo
Yo que voy a saber, la carta se voló
La alarma ya sonará, ¡oh pizzas! ¿Qué huele?
¿A berrinche o a mierda? Se cagó
Si, no hay de salami, no hay de salami
¿Llama si hay de salami? No hay de salami
Oh-uh, no tengo la actitud
De chef me harán un poop
Tengo la mente en bomb
Si, no hay de salami, no hay de salami
¿Llama si hay de salami? No hay de salami
Oh-uh, no tengo la actitud
De chef me harán un poop
Tengo la mente en bomb
Que onda, la poli llegó, llego pa' un pedido
Dijo un pajarito, "por acá es muy rico"
Y yo dije "¿en serio?"
No mames /risa, serio
Venimos pero serio
Rapeé el menú ya serio
Acá hay pepperoni, mexicana, hawaiana
La Argentina, ropa vieja, corderita, champiñone'
La de queso, de maíz tierno
De salami ya no tengo
Mozzarella y rico queso
Y no olvidemo' la de huevo
Quee wtf
The best restaurant, ¿Cómo chucha se llamaba acá?
Si, no hay de salami, no hay de salami
¿Llama si hay de salami? No hay de salami
Oh-uh, no tengo la actitud
De chef me harán un poop
Tengo la mente en bomb
Si, no hay de salami, no hay de salami
¿Llama si hay de salami? No hay de salami
Oh-uh, no tengo la actitud
De chef me harán un poop
Tengo la mente en bomb
You know what? Si quiere más
Pues pagará 50 y lleva 20
You need more P.I.Z.Z. and a
Chica ya
¿Confundurá' cómo es dirá?
Es pisa, pixa o pitse?
You need more P.I.Z.Z. and a
Hola casual entregando la pizza en to' el mundo, mi amor
Me hice famosa y la Ariana me tiene la envidia cabrón
Yo te vendo la bolsa en un 3×3
La vendedora la one, yo la one, la queen
(Roulette)
Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa promocionando qué?
Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa promocionando un set
Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa te dará es comer
Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa
Si, no hay de salami, no hay de salami
¿Llama si hay de salami? No hay de salami
Oh-uh, no tengo la actitud
De chef me harán un poop
Tengo la mente en bomb
Si, no hay de salami, no hay de salami
¿Llama si hay de salami? No hay de salami
Oh-uh, no tengo la actitud
De chef me harán un poop
Tengo la mente en bomb
Pizza Place (Parody of LALISA - Lisa)
Hey mom
Who do you want to talk to?
Mhmh, yeah
50 to go
What else, yeah
The Pepsi and a diet
Okay, coming right up
Nice to meet you, see you back
La lalara la lalara
La lalara la lalara (what's your name? What's your name?)
La lalara la lalara
La lalara la lalara (what's your name? What's your name?)
I'll open a restaurant
They sell pizzas, okay I'll do it
Burn burn burn
But not to burn them because then they won't sell
Sip sip, what can I offer?
How would I know, the menu flew away
The alarm will sound, oh pizzas! What's that smell?
A tantrum or crap? It's messed up
Yeah, no salami, no salami
Call if there's salami? No salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitude
They'll make me a poop of a chef
My mind is blown
Yeah, no salami, no salami
Call if there's salami? No salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitude
They'll make me a poop of a chef
My mind is blown
What's up, the cops arrived, they came for an order
A little bird said, 'it's really good here'
And I said 'seriously?'
No way /laugh, seriously
We're here but seriously
I already rapped the menu seriously
Here we have pepperoni, Mexican, Hawaiian
The Argentine, shredded beef, lamb, mushrooms
The cheese one, sweet corn
I don't have salami anymore
Mozzarella and tasty cheese
And let's not forget the egg one
Wtf
The best restaurant, what the hell was it called here?
Yeah, no salami, no salami
Call if there's salami? No salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitude
They'll make me a poop of a chef
My mind is blown
Yeah, no salami, no salami
Call if there's salami? No salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitude
They'll make me a poop of a chef
My mind is blown
You know what? If you want more
Then pay 50 and get 20
You need more P.I.Z.Z. and a
Girl, yeah
Will you be confused how to say it?
Is it pisa, pixa, or pitse?
You need more P.I.Z.Z. and a
Hey casually delivering pizza all over the world, my love
I became famous and Ariana is damn envious of me
I sell you the bag in a 3x3
The saleswoman is the one, I'm the one, the queen
(Roulette)
Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa promoting what?
Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa promoting a set
Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa will give you is to eat
Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa Lalisa
Yeah, no salami, no salami
Call if there's salami? No salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitude
They'll make me a poop of a chef
My mind is blown
Yeah, no salami, no salami
Call if there's salami? No salami
Oh-uh, I don't have the attitude
They'll make me a poop of a chef
My mind is blown