Mamá de Cachetes
(Uh, uh, uh, uh)
(Pa' tipos cómo tú)
(Uh, uh, uh, uh)
Me hiciste una bendición
Y ni siquiera me salió tan guapetón
En la cama una decepción
Pero el vecino te ayudaba
Mientras jugabas fútbol
Sorry, baby, hace rato
Que yo busco otro candidato
Mantener la casa ya no es nada barato
Y tu sueldo no me alcanza ni para pagar la luz
Detesto el autobús
Te dije que algo guardes
Y ahora ni siquiera tenemos shampoo
Ahhh, oh, perdón
Ahhh
No discutas ni la compliques
Hice ceviche y lo invite a Quique
No pelees, vas a ir preso
Sabe Kung Fu y te rompe el tabique
Tanto nervio, estás temblando
Trae que se medique
Es mi primo toma tranqui
Ya no te sal-piques
No aguanto ni un segundo a mi suegra
No la llames de vuelta
Para que te defienda
Cuantos años más le quedan que te dé la escritura?
Si en verdad, tanto te quiere que pague las facturas?
Hace tiempo si que estaba buena
Ahora solo cumplo una condena
No te metas en mí canción!
Y tu sueldo no me alcanza ni para pagar la luz
Detesto el autobús
Te dije que algo guardes
Y ahora ni siquiera tenemos shampoo
El vecino pagó la luz
Y nos trajo shampoo
No soporto escucharme ni un poco más
Con este maldito autotune
Toma, toma, cachetes, toma
Voy a ver el arroz, carajo
Cheeky Mom
(Uh, uh, uh, uh)
(For guys like you)
(Uh, uh, uh, uh)
You were a blessing to me
And I didn't even turn out that handsome
A disappointment in bed
But the neighbor helped you
While you played soccer
Sorry, baby, it's been a while
I've been looking for another candidate
Maintaining the house is not cheap anymore
And your salary doesn't even cover the electricity bill
I hate the bus
I told you to save something
And now we don't even have shampoo
Ahhh, oh, sorry
Ahhh
Don't argue or complicate things
I made ceviche and invited Quique
Don't fight, you'll end up in jail
He knows Kung Fu and will break your nose
You're so nervous, you're trembling
Bring him his medication
It's my cousin, take it easy
Don't get worked up
I can't stand my mother-in-law for a second
Don't call her back
So she can defend you
How many more years does she have to give you the deed?
If she really loves you so much, let her pay the bills?
She used to be good-looking a while ago
Now I'm just serving a sentence
Don't interrupt my song!
And your salary doesn't even cover the electricity bill
I hate the bus
I told you to save something
And now we don't even have shampoo
The neighbor paid the electricity bill
And brought us shampoo
I can't stand hearing myself anymore
With this damn autotune
Take it, take it, cheeks, take it
I'm going to check the rice, damn