You Didn’t Glow Up (feat. Ryland Adams)
Jurassic Park car for a dinosaur man
Old ass face with some little baby hands
You'll need those ghosts in the house when I ghost you
It's me, not you, but I'd rather fuck Drew
Cheeto ran away from you, Uno won't behave for you
Your old ass hair was straighter than you'll ever be
Not even that could straighten out your sexuality
You didn't glow up
You look like a throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on YouTube even though you're almost thirty
I think I'd rather give my SuperLuv to Dan and Phil
I wish you'd pick some clothes at the rate you pick your ass
You wrote two books that I didn't even read
I use your podcast just to help me sleep
Congratulations on ten million subs
It took you ten years and for Jake it took ten months
They say it gets worse but I have to disagree
There ain't nothin' worse than reviews for your movie
You didn't glow up
You look like a throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on Youtube even though you're almost thirty
You didn't glow up
You look like a throw-up
You got a flaky-ass face and your hair is always dirty
You're still on Youtube even though you're almost thirty
I'll go home
No, seriously, I'm moving home
I can't stand the smell anymore
Goodbye, sexual
No Mejoraste (feat. Ryland Adams)
Auto de Parque Jurásico para un hombre dinosaurio
Cara vieja con unas manitas de bebé
Necesitarás esos fantasmas en la casa cuando te abandone
Soy yo, no eres tú, pero prefiero joder a Drew
Cheeto huyó de ti, Uno no se comportará contigo
Tu pelo viejo era más recto de lo que jamás serás
Ni siquiera eso podría enderezar tu sexualidad
No mejoraste
Pareces un vómito
Tienes una cara escamosa y tu pelo siempre está sucio
Sigues en YouTube aunque casi tienes treinta años
Creo que preferiría dar mi SuperLuv a Dan y Phil
Ojalá escogieras ropa al ritmo que escoges tu trasero
Escribiste dos libros que ni siquiera leí
Uso tu podcast solo para ayudarme a dormir
Felicidades por diez millones de suscriptores
Te tomó diez años y a Jake le tomó diez meses
Dicen que empeora pero tengo que discrepar
No hay nada peor que las críticas para tu película
No mejoraste
Pareces un vómito
Tienes una cara escamosa y tu pelo siempre está sucio
Sigues en YouTube aunque casi tienes treinta años
No mejoraste
Pareces un vómito
Tienes una cara escamosa y tu pelo siempre está sucio
Sigues en YouTube aunque casi tienes treinta años
Me voy a casa
No, en serio, me voy a casa
No soporto más el olor
Adiós, sexual
Escrita por: Ryland Adams